Corrupt a wish

[vosstheguide]

No question?

I wish I had food to eat right now That I like to eat with all my friends at my house

Granted, but all of your mouths have been sown shut.
I wish I could drive the batmobile.

 

[Bankbeauty]

The above skipped that wish :O

Granted, But you have no friends.

I wish I was the first female US President!

Granted, but you're a man

I wish for Bankbeauty IRL

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

The above skipped that wish :O



Granted, but you're a man

I wish for Bankbeauty IRL

Granted but you die the minute it happens

I wish for subscribers

 

[Lithogen]

Granted but you die the minute it happens

I wish for subscribers

Granted, but you lose internet access.

I wish I hadn't have eaten that third taco.

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

Granted, but you lose internet access.

I wish I hadn't have eaten that third taco.

Granted, But the 2nd was the size of 2

I wish for MoP to be fun!

 

[Bankbeauty]

Granted, But the 2nd was the size of 2

I wish for MoP to be fun!

Granted but subs fees goes up to 50$/month

I wish for less baddie in the 19s

 

[Umpteenth]

Granted but subs fees goes up to 50$/month

I wish for less baddie in the 19s

granted but their specific classes are nerfed

i wish i had a squirrel

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

granted but their specific classes are nerfed

i wish i had a squirrel

Granted but you fight a boss monster level 100 while you level one

I wish I was charmander

 

[Bankbeauty]

Granted but you fight a boss monster level 100 while you level one

I wish I was charmander

Granted but you level into Charmeleon

I wish I had a hawt chick masterball

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

Granted but you level into Charmeleon

I wish I had a hawt chick masterball

Granted but there is no 'Hawt' chicks

I wish I didn't level into charmeleon -_-