Corrupt a wish

[Sirius]

This is another forum game (i love them :3) and apparently there was another forum game like my last one before I posted it so my last one doesn't count.

The game goes like this, you post a wish (eg. ''I wish I had shadowfang'') but the person below you corrupts that wish (eg. ''Granted, but you don't have access to wow''. ) and posts a wish himself and so on and so forth.

A couple of more examples so you guys understand.

''I wish I had the best gaming computer in the world.''

''Granted, but you can't play games on it.''

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'' I wish I could speak fluently in some other language.''

''Granted, but the language dies and you become the last speaker.''


That's enough examples, time to start this game!


I wish I could levitate at will.

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

I wish I could levitate at will.

Granted, but you have no will power

I wish I had no heart problem

 

[tweedledum]

I wish I had no heart problem

wish granted, but your heart is now a potato

I want shotgun arms

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

wish granted, but your heart is now a potato

I want shotgun arms

Granted, but there is no bullets and no way to reload

I want money!

 

[Umpteenth]

Granted, but there is no bullets and no way to reload

I want money!

granted, but it is monopoly money

I wish i had a pony

 

[Lithogen]

granted, but it is monopoly money

I wish i had a pony

Granted, but Ghostcrawler is the one who will deliver it to you.

 

[Umpteenth]

Granted, but Ghostcrawler is the one who will deliver it to you.

you forgot your wish so I will go on.

I wish chuck norris was my son

 

[Bankbeauty]

you forgot your wish so I will go on.

I wish chuck norris was my son

Granted but he killed you on birth.

I wish I could chew airplanes

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

Granted but he killed you on birth.

I wish I could chew airplanes

Granted, But you are allergic to airplanes

I wish I had time on my hands

 

[Lithogen]

Granted, But you are allergic to airplanes

I wish I had time on my hands

Granted, but the time is wrinkles. You are an old man.

I wish for Frost Mages to be nerfed.

 

[vosstheguide]

"(I wish for Frost Mages to be nerfed.)"

Granted, but only when you're not online.
I wish I could teleport.

 

[Umpteenth]

"(I wish for Frost Mages to be nerfed.)"

Granted, but only when you're not online.
I wish I could teleport.

granted, but it only takes you to your house

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

granted, but it only takes you to your house

No question...?
But to my house? that is pretty badass lol

I wish for people to stop being racists

 

[Umpteenth]

No question...?
But to my house? that is pretty badass lol

I wish for people to stop being racists

granted, not to you, and your black.

i wish i had a big penis

 

[Meat]

granted, not to you, and your black.

i wish i had a big penis

Granted, but it shrivels whenever someone else sees it.

I wish I had every ranged weapon.

 

[Umpteenth]

Granted, but it shrivels whenever someone else sees it.

I wish I had every ranged weapon.

granted, but they need repairs and you're broke. All your items are also unsellable, and your naked.

I wish i had a small penis

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

granted, but they need repairs and you're broke. All your items are also unsellable, and your naked.

I wish i had a small penis

Granted, but you can't use it

I wish I would play retail more!

 

[Falkor]

Granted, but you can't use it

I wish I would play retail more!

granted, but nobody else is on while you are

 

[Clay Not to be Named]

granted, but nobody else is on while you are

No question?

I wish I had food to eat right now That I like to eat with all my friends at my house

 

[Silinrul]

Granted, But you have no friends.

I wish I was the first female US President!