Worse thing that happened to you IRL

Squidgy said:
I woke up one day and my nipples were completely gone. No scars or anything, just flat skin. I later found out that my dad had died the night before and that he for my entire life had been sneaking into my room while I was sleeping to suck on my chest to make two gigantic hickeys where my nipples where supposed to be, because I was born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so I would fit in.



God bless you dad.
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ROFL thats terrible but funny as hell
 
Saw a guy punch his girl at a restraunt so I gave him a ground and pound. Turns out he was an off-duty cop and I spent 18 months in prison.



No good deed goes unpunished.
 
I got my first car, a dodge durango. Worked and paid for it myself, despite family offering to help. Wanted to do it on my own. It broke down 4 days later, on the way to the dentist. On my first day off in over a year. Which happened to be my birthday.
 
Dcm said:
In the 6th grade on the last day of school I was playing dodgeball or some **** in gym class, I fell on my face, my friend tripped and landed on my head and broke my nose... There was like a puddle of blood on the floor when I got up and went to the nurse, all I could smell was blood for a few weeks, great way to start my summer break.. >_>
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and here you are 6 months later clean and fit
 
when I made fun of a drunk guy because he made me 10$ playing pool; he ended up pointing a knife at my head asking me if I would still laugh if it was deep in my head.



The rest of the story is not worth mentioning here, can only say that my friends saved my ass
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Farley said:
when I made fun of a drunk guy because he made me 10$ playing pool; he ended up pointing a knife at my head asking me if I would still laugh if it was deep in my head.



The rest of the story is not worth mentioning here, can only say that my friends saved my ass
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i had a similar experience except it ended with me stabbing a guy in the ghetto both of us were pretty drunk but not playing pool
 
6th grade. on my period. i wore white Capri's to school thinking ill be fine. i only wore pads back then because i had a bad experience with a tampon. well, it overflowed and i didn't know until i stood up and saw blood on my chair. my butt had a huge red circle on it! i had a hoodie with me, so i tied it around my waist to try and hide it but kids still saw.SO embarrassing.
 
Sushibanks said:
What happened to the cop?
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His girlfriend had battered woman syndrome. She testified that I just ran over and started beating up her bf. Cop testified that he identified himself as an officer. The swntence was 3 years but I got paroled and had to attend anger management classes.



Moral of the story, don't hit anyone in the US, this country is full of pansies and punks.
 
Rivfader said:
His girlfriend had battered woman syndrome. She testified that I just ran over and started beating up her bf. Cop testified that he identified himself as an officer. The swntence was 3 years but I got paroled and had to attend anger management classes.



Moral of the story, don't hit anyone in the US, this country is full of pansies and punks.
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Thats really sad, and the worst part about this story is that its 100% beleavable
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Decided to try and drive my Mum's car when i was 11 let the handbreak off and went into our neighbors wall.
 
Razzerz said:
Decided to try and drive my Mum's car when i was 11 let the handbreak off and went into our neighbors wall.
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when i was 12, i didnt know how to drive, it was cold, so i started my moms car up before i went to school, and I want to see if i could drive it, so it put it in reverse and it automatically started going backwards and i was like WTF, so i put in drive and tried to put it back where it was and I pressed the peddle to hard and drove through our garage
 
Thank God you put it in your signature.
 
My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mummy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “Y SO SERIOUS?!" He comes at me with the knife "Y SO SERIOUS!?â€￾ Sticks the blade in my mouth "lets put a smile on that face!" And why so serious?
 
imbao said:
My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mummy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “Y SO SERIOUS?!" He comes at me with the knife "Y SO SERIOUS!?â€￾ Sticks the blade in my mouth "lets put a smile on that face!" And why so serious?
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R.I.P Heith Ledger
 
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