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Update by 7pm 11/21 server time I will have toons at lv12 ready for camping both factions. Lv required to honor farm is lv 10. Will be farming with my Hunter if no one comes.
Greetings from Bleeding Hollow-Us (Horde/Alliance) Plz read before applying for BOAs and Dungeon Runs all services will be scheduled.
Calling for new and experienced f2p players to come our server. We are currently in the process of establishing a strong f2p community in Bleeding Hollow. If you decide to come we can give you dungeon runs so that you can have instant access to the desired gear whether its dps, tank, and healer. Don't be left behind be part of the group that will make alliance /afk once we enter the battle ground. We are also knowledgeable in items such as the Arena Grand Master and other rare drops (yeah we know about them you should too, noob) . We also troll you down to the bone break you down and rebuild a stronger smarter killing machine that is barely called a human player by definition. We make you to keybind like a pro we see you backpedal you better plead with Thrall(screw Garrosh he won't help you) you are a hunter or that you can log out fast enough before we drop the Troll Bomb. We make sure when by the end of the match you 35k dmg(min) as a dps and no less then 60k heal(min) as a healer. Slacker be warned.
How do we give you Dungeon runs
I myself multibox a Holy Paladin that can also fit the role of a tank and four other Hunters. Basically I will run you through dungeons where you will get whatever gear that drops and need (pass on loot....so make sure you have the space for everything) because I have no patience doing random dungeons with trolls and don't expect to gear up within a week but rather a day or three. This also serves a good way to lv enchanting so we canmurder kill two birdes with one stone. Before asking for some runs make an appointment in a day where we can do them. Ill give runs starting at 4pm server time. Sit down and gear up.
Obtaining heirlooms
A question about switching and getting your heirlooms “Do I want to start a new toon and go through the process of grinding for BoAs?†Hell no. Don’t worry we got you covered.
Getting Boas can be a pain worst yet attempting to grind honor while your teammates are getting camped worst then CoD can take too long. Longer then what it took Blizzard to nerf rogues...."what they haven't @$#$%". Anyways you come with us getting Boas will be as easy as camping warriors with greens. If you don't know how easy is that think about this camping your foe good can average you 100 honor camping my method can average 700 honor per 25min (full length Warsong match, on another note take time to change your underwear because you prob jizz your pants). Don't queue and solo in BGs come to me I'll provide you toons to camp then queue as a champ. Impress your friend as he /afk to go eat lunch comes back and you have yourself dangling a Bloodied Arcanite Reaper in front of his face.
Misc items such as Magician’s Mantle or Tree Bark Jacket for example can also be helped with. Again with my ability to multibox I can grind high lv zones such as Stranglethorn and Wetlands clear them pathetic mobs as you loot their sorry corpses and loot nearby chests.
what we want from you and expect (if you don't have it we will teach it to you)
If you can't comply I will stop providing any help and any mentioned services.
Yes I will test you the moment I see you. And continue to do so to make sure you are up to elite standard.
Don't make love make warcraft!!!!!
/fear
Greetings from Bleeding Hollow-Us (Horde/Alliance) Plz read before applying for BOAs and Dungeon Runs all services will be scheduled.
Calling for new and experienced f2p players to come our server. We are currently in the process of establishing a strong f2p community in Bleeding Hollow. If you decide to come we can give you dungeon runs so that you can have instant access to the desired gear whether its dps, tank, and healer. Don't be left behind be part of the group that will make alliance /afk once we enter the battle ground. We are also knowledgeable in items such as the Arena Grand Master and other rare drops (yeah we know about them you should too, noob) . We also troll you down to the bone break you down and rebuild a stronger smarter killing machine that is barely called a human player by definition. We make you to keybind like a pro we see you backpedal you better plead with Thrall(screw Garrosh he won't help you) you are a hunter or that you can log out fast enough before we drop the Troll Bomb. We make sure when by the end of the match you 35k dmg(min) as a dps and no less then 60k heal(min) as a healer. Slacker be warned.
How do we give you Dungeon runs
I myself multibox a Holy Paladin that can also fit the role of a tank and four other Hunters. Basically I will run you through dungeons where you will get whatever gear that drops and need (pass on loot....so make sure you have the space for everything) because I have no patience doing random dungeons with trolls and don't expect to gear up within a week but rather a day or three. This also serves a good way to lv enchanting so we can
Obtaining heirlooms
A question about switching and getting your heirlooms “Do I want to start a new toon and go through the process of grinding for BoAs?†Hell no. Don’t worry we got you covered.
Getting Boas can be a pain worst yet attempting to grind honor while your teammates are getting camped worst then CoD can take too long. Longer then what it took Blizzard to nerf rogues...."what they haven't @$#$%". Anyways you come with us getting Boas will be as easy as camping warriors with greens. If you don't know how easy is that think about this camping your foe good can average you 100 honor camping my method can average 700 honor per 25min (full length Warsong match, on another note take time to change your underwear because you prob jizz your pants). Don't queue and solo in BGs come to me I'll provide you toons to camp then queue as a champ. Impress your friend as he /afk to go eat lunch comes back and you have yourself dangling a Bloodied Arcanite Reaper in front of his face.
Misc items such as Magician’s Mantle or Tree Bark Jacket for example can also be helped with. Again with my ability to multibox I can grind high lv zones such as Stranglethorn and Wetlands clear them pathetic mobs as you loot their sorry corpses and loot nearby chests.
what we want from you and expect (if you don't have it we will teach it to you)
- 'Dedicated active players that can listen when mistakes are been pointed out and can follow through instructions
- Specific addons to use such as Healbot for healers and Bartender for easy keybinding as well ass the f2p chat addon.
- Keybind like a pro use E for autorun and mouse to change direction that's all you need (wasd doesn't cut it)
- No keyboard turning
- No backpedaling we will ask for you to unbind them exception if you are a hunter
- class change when required we need Healers we will ask for them we want dps we will ask for them.
- can start and finish simple tasks when asked too, (ask me why in wow)
- We will ask you to duel to see you meet requirements and show improvement
- Expect to be criticized if you don't output what is asked and yes i will tell why you are not doing a good job.
- Pull your own weight, A man will not eat if he can't work.
If you can't comply I will stop providing any help and any mentioned services.
Yes I will test you the moment I see you. And continue to do so to make sure you are up to elite standard.
Don't make love make warcraft!!!!!
/fear
