My First Helpful Topic

[castillio]

Mods say I never post anything helpful so here it is:



Right guyz and gals, I've decided to do an in depth guide on how to pwn out 70 arena.

1. Reroll Mage
   
2. Go Gnome
   
3. Get Tazik
   
4. If you didn't get tazik do step 3 again
   
5. Keybind Icelance and a tazik macro to every button on your keyboard
   
6. Put face on your keyboard
   
7. Start to roll it
   
8. Get 2400
   
9. Grow epeen
   
10. Go 85
    
11. Get 1.4
    
12. Quit 85 and say its unbalanced shit
    
13. Play level 70 for life and think your good.
    
14. 90% of twinks do this, and now you can to!
    

GRATz BRUUVUVUVU

 

[pingaslol]

pls Dk tutorial aswell seablue!!!!

 

[GigzXx]

I could see this being good advice, if playing a mage wasn't boring as shit. I remember back in BC when mages actually took a lot of damn skill. You didn't have Derpfreeze to crutch on all day. Ice lance didn't do shit for damage even on frozen targets, and you actually had to cast frost bolt (which required putting it on your action bar).

 

[Soberlolz]

Actually ice lance was spammed quite a bit it just wasn't as effective as it is now.

 

[Spiritflow]

sounds like yow to me

 

[Friyn]

1. Reroll Rogue
   
2. Go Gnome
   
3. Get Tazik
   
4. If you didn't get Tazik repeat steps 1-3
   
5. Keybind SDance and Tazik macro to every button
   
6. Grab your d*ck
   
7. Start slapping your keyboard with it like there's no tomorrow
   
8. Get 2.4k
   
9. *Wild ego burst appears*
   
10. Go 85
    
11. Get stuck at 1.5k with negative WLR
    
12. Quit 85 and say it's unbalanced shit(just like 70's)
    
13. Play level 70 for life and think your good
    
14. 90% of twinks do this, and now you can to!
    

This is pretty much the reason why I quit twinking. Cba to listen all the egoists who think they're world #1 just because they achieved something at lvl 70. Used to enjoy twinking, but it's just not possible anymore. Atleast for me. Shame that there ain't good TBC privates, not that TBC was amazing. Season 2 maybe, 3-4 was just druid & warr/wlock faceroll.

 

[GigzXx]

Actually ice lance was spammed quite a bit it just wasn't as effective as it is now.

Only by bads who didn't know how to R1 Frostbolt.

Good mages would only use Ice Lance on shatter combos. The rest of the time they would keep that snare up with other CCs until they could force a shatter. By shatter, I mean actually casting frostbolt timed with pet freeze and ice lance. None of that 'I have so much haste I can spamlance 5x on a derp freeze' BS that has been going on since wotlk. When I said mages took skill in BC, I really did mean that.