Unfortunately we already know who you really are, so name change won't cut it. Karma's a bitch, sorry mate. At least this time do us a favor (for new players sake) and remove all those emotes from your abilities.Especially the ones that makes you look like a fool (ie No, not gonna happen, and next moment you're taking dirt nap mid air because you didnt disengage sooner as your client was too busy spamming stuff). About spitting and others i'm not gonna comment. I'm afraid It won't be long before your real personality will shine through. I can only hope. Well good luck with your name change and try to play nice. We're all in for the long haul.
Edit: Sifted through screenies today so slapped one here