This is a challenge and a dare from a friend.
It is not easy to be me, you may think I make it look so simple but indeed, it can be wrought with challenges not meant for the faint of heart.
*First off, to be me you must first ignore everything you ever learned about grammar, punctuation and speeling when writing a post or thread or even a blog.
*You must be prepared for pickers of nit and anal-izers to take all the ammunition you happily hand them, and use it to attempt to blow you to bits in any and every public way, knowing that they will be attacking your persona, playstyle, age, lifestyle and any other information they can use to make you feel less than worthy of oxygen.
*You must keep your lungs in great shape so that you are ready to give a long winded rant at a moments notice when anyone uses the name Holinka or about any injustice in the universe knowing full well that you will lose your audience 1/4 of the way through because you are not listening to their side or giving them a chance to butt in on the conversation you are having with yourself.
*You must yell at people for not being at the base you told them to go to and then realize that you said the wrong base and then still get mad that they didnt know what you meant instead of what you said.
*You must jump off of Lumbermill to your death because you forgot you didnt have gliders 1/2 way down.,
*You must be able to keymash the crap out of your keyboard ( your 7th keyboard in 5 years) with the left function,alt, caps lock and windows keys removed from the keyboard for obvious reasons.
*You must cuss like a drunken sailor and make strange word combinations for the sake of your love of swearing.
*You must make a popping sound that other people think is your phone telling you a text message has come in.
*You must have a LOVE for all kinds of people and have an understanding and patient tolerance for people deemed annoying or bad by the general public that may drive your other friends away.
*You must follow your heart about what people are good, despite their crusty outer shell and help them find the good in themselves like others helped you find the good in yourself.
*you must go totally emo-spastic every so often over something totally trivial and have to apologize later when you sort it out in your nutty mind.
*Last (for now) but not least... you must LOVE PVP!......