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big pwner never small pwn
Once upon a time in the magical land of America there lived a boy named Chase (no not that one, the irrelevant one called Delayed) he was a god-fearing homophobic racist 17 year old but although he lived the life of a good christian (never going to church tho 
)god cursed him to live his life with one lung.
He wondered how it'd affect his life, he couldn't actively participate in sports due to his one lung so he spent most of his days playing the world of warcreft. He knew he could never compete at endgame due to his lung but he found a niche community of twinks in the 20-29 bracket who sucked almost as much as him, He found his home and prospered in the easy bracket.
However this did not satisfy him for long and he seeked more competition in the 10-19 bracket, some say he changed the bracket when he joined with his impressive plays and tactics (see example below)
After conquering the 10-19 bracket he decided it's time to become the best football (soccer for u yank fucks) player in the world, he was totally successful in this endeavor.
He streamed his skills for over 3,000,000 viewers on popular streaming site twitch.tv/777delayed
some say lionel messi watched it and put these following skills into his natural game after seeing delayed perfect them, see examples below.
And thus ends the story of Delayed's life so far, watch this space.
He is sure to finish 2017 with a Twink Cup under his belt!
@Delayed
)god cursed him to live his life with one lung.He wondered how it'd affect his life, he couldn't actively participate in sports due to his one lung so he spent most of his days playing the world of warcreft. He knew he could never compete at endgame due to his lung but he found a niche community of twinks in the 20-29 bracket who sucked almost as much as him, He found his home and prospered in the easy bracket.
However this did not satisfy him for long and he seeked more competition in the 10-19 bracket, some say he changed the bracket when he joined with his impressive plays and tactics (see example below)
After conquering the 10-19 bracket he decided it's time to become the best football (soccer for u yank fucks) player in the world, he was totally successful in this endeavor.
He streamed his skills for over 3,000,000 viewers on popular streaming site twitch.tv/777delayed
some say lionel messi watched it and put these following skills into his natural game after seeing delayed perfect them, see examples below.
And thus ends the story of Delayed's life so far, watch this space.
He is sure to finish 2017 with a Twink Cup under his belt!
@Delayed
