Finished one. The ''flagger''
What is a ''flagger'' you may ask? A flagger is a mindless drone whose only purpose in (WoW) life is to cap flags and play objectively.
At first , I was not aware of a flagger's crafty nature but now after years of research I have been able to draw the following conclusions and facts. I have observed and studied flaggers for years. No attempts were made to equivocate
-The flagger isn't your typical human being. Like a child -It can't be reasoned with, nor bargained. It only understands the language of force.
-The flagger is something that will annoyingly spam the chat in caps about ''FLAG IN MID'' or "STOP MIDFARMING YOU RETARDS" when we all have two eyes and can see whats going on. Flaggers are also usually the first ones found shouting various violence and death threats to intimidate you and force you to do their bidding when your team is losing.
-The flagger is also very unpredictable, only comparable to the criminals in an insane asylum one thing it is trying to cap the flag and next thing you know it is spamming /spit and /laugh emotes and trying to farm you in the gy or then fast forward two minutes later it is trying to have picnics with you using the /dance or shy emotes .Again that also makes it dangerous-it would be amazing if one could read a flaggers mind to have a better understanding of such creatures.
- One cannot fight the flagger by positive means. Only with negative. Since the flagger follows entirely different moral principles than a normal player, one cannot allow flaggers the same means one would give an honest opponent, since the flagger is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and kindness only to entrap you.
-The flagger will ruin games for the good natured and nice people. It only cares about flag caps and winning games. It only plays the most overpowered and advantageous classes and specs because its brain has not developed enough to understand that some may play this game for other reasons. (although occasionally it will take up playing under powered classes for various reasons and factors with the most common being ''swag'' or coolness factor).
-It only cares about itself(again thats pretty normal and understandable to be selfish). But at the same time it completely disregards other's opinions and doesnt understand that others may have a different opinion that happens to contrast theirs.
-The flagger doesn't care about its teammates. Even tho lets say you healed it and saved it from a corpse run or saved it from dropping its precious flag, it will still be quick to call you names or shout death threats, even tho it is completely oblivous that you just helped it a few seconds ago. The flagger also only heals itself.
I will never be a friend with flaggers. They always lie and exploit other players for their own personal fame and gain.
Here is a good example. We observe a flagger by the name of Morkiisia in its natural habitat.
Up next, the alliance bitch. I'll post that around Christmas time ,etc
Claus
