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Guide To Pk in 20-24 brackets
1.Preamble
2.Insults
3.Making your character
4.Naming your character
5.Pk time
6.Objectives
7.Notes
8.Death
9.General dungeon asshattery/douchebaggery
10.Other rage inducing PvE dungeon etiquette
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1.Preamble
Lets start.
Make a smart person install WoW for you. Now dont even think about playing the game you noob.Scroll to 3 to see what character you need.
Start begging everyone. I got to level to 24 I need to level to 24.
Go to all capital cities say you noob and beg for level help and itemz
Now eventually you find a sucker that will help you. Make someone smarter than you write his name so that you can PK him after later.
Repeat rinse.
2.Insults
This is the core of PK. If you can't tell other people how badly they suck at this game, how will your skills as a gamer ever improve? This is why every Godly PKer must use insults. This ability is so advanced in nature that only the most mature people utilize this skill.. Make sure to use as much profanity and homosexual references as you can fit into the typing field. Since you won't use your spacebar, condensing these words into one big long jumble of capital letters is perfectly fine. Also, make sure you repeat what you say several times. Sometimes people don't realize that you were typing to them, so filling the entire screen with the same sentence is a great way to let them know why they are a n00b.Remember it doesnt matter if other faction cannot see what you are saying, your faction still can.You can also /spit and laugh at the opposing faction n00bs.
3. Making Your Character
Now that you have perfected your online social skills, it is time for you to select you character. In v4.01 there were only two to pick from. These were the Warrior and the Priest. Now that 4.3.4 is out, there are a total of 3 characters to choose from. They are:
Hunter
Rouge
Ret Pally
Make sure to go with the Hunter or the Rouge, simply because they can dish out large amounts of punishment in a short amount of time. Preferably a lvl 24. When it comes time to build your character, simply go into any forum, or a capital city of your faction and spam "how do u make *insert character type here*??? Since there is only one way to make any character, what they say will no doubt be the correct way. At this point do exactly what they said, and buy whatever items they suggest. Since anyone who is considering making a PK character obviously has at least 100k gold, buying the items you need shouldn't be a problem.
4. Naming Your Character
Your name is basically your signature, everyone will refer to you by your name so you ought to pick one that reflects your interests and hobbies. Also make sure that your name instills fear in your opponent. Make it known. MAKE SURE ITS IN CAPS. (if hunter make sure the pet name is at least)This is psychological game with their mind.Kids will normally get a sense of stress when they see you coming.Their reactions will be rash and they will generally make mistakes.Play mind games with them. They will crack.
NAMING YOUR EVIL HERO
For example:
EATYOUALIVE
YCRYSOMUCH
MUFFDIVER
COMEaTMEbRO
MYBALLSurMOUTH
PRESSAFKEZPK
It must be personal and something you feel a
true evil person do. (pm me a name and I will help you choose one)
But you can't exactly think of something off the top of your head? Don't worry,here is a questionnare:
Which TV shows do you watch?
What words sound cool?
What other games do you play?
Do you want an X in your name?
Make sure to fill up any remaining spaces in the name field with XX or PK so that no one mistakes you for another kind of character. Also, while you will never, EVER use punctuation when typing, it does make a sweet looking decoration for your name.
Also , dont forget your pet as a hunter which unfortunately has more skills than the godly PKr you own. The only draw back of your pet is the fact that it cant tell the others how noob they are , but that is ok you can repeat it 10000 times for him
5.Pk Time
Now that you have your character its time for n00b slaughter. It is common knowledge that all of the best PKers avoid games targeted at your kind of character. Because you are so Godly, there is no reason to waste your time fighting other characters like yours. Fighting weaker or completely unprepared characters is the true determinant of your skill. Below are some choices you may consider.
Lvl 20 brackets
These are filled with f2p n00bs and scrubs who are new to the game and have 1k life. Quickly cull them down. These games are full of weak f2p nub characters that will be wiped out in 2 seconds by your Godly Pker. Stay by the GY and spam more explosive shot and steady shot so that anyone who resurrects is immediately killed. As we all know, nothing shows what a great player you are more than killing weak characters with no resists/800 life/etc.
Dueling low level characters
Only duel characters 5-10 levels below you.(ex 10-18). If they complain, tell them to cut the QQ and that World of Warcraft is a skill-based game and that there is absolutely no advantage whatsoever to being a higher level than them.
World PvP
This doesn’t happen often, and you need to be flagged, and there are level 85s out there, which is cheap.But there is a way! If you are on a pvp server find a contested area, and if there are weak PvE characters questing in there. Waste them! Since you were able to sneak up behind them in a game not intended for PvP, God obviously loves you more and you will be more successful in life than any of them could ever hope to be.
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B]6.Objectives in a BG[/B]
What objectives?No need to return flags or capture bases.You objective is to kill and make sure to run to the enemy spawn point and keep killing them there. I don’t know about EU ,but here in US we call it containment. You are only in for the amount of frags/kills.No victory is sweeter than one gained by the annihilation of many a green-geared players needlessly ressing at a conveniently placed location.The graveyard
7.Notes
Note on enemy level 24s
Should you see an enemy level 24, don’t fight them and try to avoid them, as said above there no reason to fight characters like yours. Just /salute them for making another Pker similar to yours and stay away from them at all costs.
Note on GY farming.
Its hard to cull f2p n00bs by yourself. Team up. Come in premade. You need a lot of level 24s. even if its 5 or 6. Let the noobs cry and you hear the e-rage. Its a lot easier with many friends. If you have no friends still okay you dont need any cause you are bad ass mother fuker, just be prepared to leave quickly since you are on your own.
8.Death
Should you ever die on your Pker, it was probably because of one or more of the following reasons:
You were lagging
Misclick
5vs1
Using wrong gear
Remember, professionals don’t die.There should be an /afk macro, should you take a lot of damage, just leave!
9.General Dungeon asshattery/douchebaggery
In PvE dungeons, Blackfathom Deeps is probably the perfect place for this.
Other than pulling random mobs and causing wipes, there are other things to consider.
First of, the mobs, namely the Twilight hammer clan guys have a nifty ability to cast Mind Control which will turn one of your party members into enemies. The second you see that, quickly unload everything you got into them. If hunter explosive shot, if rouge eviscerate or something. If they are weak 800 life PvE players they should die to your Godly Pker. Remember to spam YOUGOTPKED LOL afterwards
Second, the Barbed Crustaceans and Deep Pool threshfins like to bug out under the floor(meaning they can attack you but you cant). To do that, aggro one or two of them and keep running past the dungeon until you get to Kelris. If you are a tank and the healer keeps healing you, turn off righteous fury/def stance. Then the healer will get attacked out of nowere! (you cannot target them thru the floor). Proceed to wait until your party dies.
Thirdly, after Kelris there are 4 seals to light. Make sure to light all of them at once and run! If you cant make it out just /leave.
10.Other Rage Inducing PvE dungeon etiquette
Always treat them Lower than dirt.
Think that you had sex with their mum and tell them you are their daddy
Call them kids and your son.
Make them ragequit, always find ways to make them more infuriated then you have met them.People will be furious with you. In just a few hours i can piss off 50 randoms with total pk ownage .It does not matter if they have spend 1000 hours in game or 100 $$ in wow you are still better than them with your Godly 1337 pkzor
ALRIGHT NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE AS
BAD AS YOU CAN MY EVIL MINIONS
1.Preamble
2.Insults
3.Making your character
4.Naming your character
5.Pk time
6.Objectives
7.Notes
8.Death
9.General dungeon asshattery/douchebaggery
10.Other rage inducing PvE dungeon etiquette
.
1.Preamble
Lets start.
Make a smart person install WoW for you. Now dont even think about playing the game you noob.Scroll to 3 to see what character you need.
Start begging everyone. I got to level to 24 I need to level to 24.
Go to all capital cities say you noob and beg for level help and itemz
Now eventually you find a sucker that will help you. Make someone smarter than you write his name so that you can PK him after later.
Repeat rinse.
2.Insults
This is the core of PK. If you can't tell other people how badly they suck at this game, how will your skills as a gamer ever improve? This is why every Godly PKer must use insults. This ability is so advanced in nature that only the most mature people utilize this skill.. Make sure to use as much profanity and homosexual references as you can fit into the typing field. Since you won't use your spacebar, condensing these words into one big long jumble of capital letters is perfectly fine. Also, make sure you repeat what you say several times. Sometimes people don't realize that you were typing to them, so filling the entire screen with the same sentence is a great way to let them know why they are a n00b.Remember it doesnt matter if other faction cannot see what you are saying, your faction still can.You can also /spit and laugh at the opposing faction n00bs.
3. Making Your Character
Now that you have perfected your online social skills, it is time for you to select you character. In v4.01 there were only two to pick from. These were the Warrior and the Priest. Now that 4.3.4 is out, there are a total of 3 characters to choose from. They are:
Hunter
Rouge
Ret Pally
Make sure to go with the Hunter or the Rouge, simply because they can dish out large amounts of punishment in a short amount of time. Preferably a lvl 24. When it comes time to build your character, simply go into any forum, or a capital city of your faction and spam "how do u make *insert character type here*??? Since there is only one way to make any character, what they say will no doubt be the correct way. At this point do exactly what they said, and buy whatever items they suggest. Since anyone who is considering making a PK character obviously has at least 100k gold, buying the items you need shouldn't be a problem.
4. Naming Your Character
Your name is basically your signature, everyone will refer to you by your name so you ought to pick one that reflects your interests and hobbies. Also make sure that your name instills fear in your opponent. Make it known. MAKE SURE ITS IN CAPS. (if hunter make sure the pet name is at least)This is psychological game with their mind.Kids will normally get a sense of stress when they see you coming.Their reactions will be rash and they will generally make mistakes.Play mind games with them. They will crack.
NAMING YOUR EVIL HERO
For example:
EATYOUALIVE
YCRYSOMUCH
MUFFDIVER
COMEaTMEbRO
MYBALLSurMOUTH
PRESSAFKEZPK
It must be personal and something you feel a
true evil person do. (pm me a name and I will help you choose one)
But you can't exactly think of something off the top of your head? Don't worry,here is a questionnare:
Which TV shows do you watch?
What words sound cool?
What other games do you play?
Do you want an X in your name?
Make sure to fill up any remaining spaces in the name field with XX or PK so that no one mistakes you for another kind of character. Also, while you will never, EVER use punctuation when typing, it does make a sweet looking decoration for your name.
Also , dont forget your pet as a hunter which unfortunately has more skills than the godly PKr you own. The only draw back of your pet is the fact that it cant tell the others how noob they are , but that is ok you can repeat it 10000 times for him
5.Pk Time
Now that you have your character its time for n00b slaughter. It is common knowledge that all of the best PKers avoid games targeted at your kind of character. Because you are so Godly, there is no reason to waste your time fighting other characters like yours. Fighting weaker or completely unprepared characters is the true determinant of your skill. Below are some choices you may consider.
Lvl 20 brackets
These are filled with f2p n00bs and scrubs who are new to the game and have 1k life. Quickly cull them down. These games are full of weak f2p nub characters that will be wiped out in 2 seconds by your Godly Pker. Stay by the GY and spam more explosive shot and steady shot so that anyone who resurrects is immediately killed. As we all know, nothing shows what a great player you are more than killing weak characters with no resists/800 life/etc.
Dueling low level characters
Only duel characters 5-10 levels below you.(ex 10-18). If they complain, tell them to cut the QQ and that World of Warcraft is a skill-based game and that there is absolutely no advantage whatsoever to being a higher level than them.
World PvP
This doesn’t happen often, and you need to be flagged, and there are level 85s out there, which is cheap.But there is a way! If you are on a pvp server find a contested area, and if there are weak PvE characters questing in there. Waste them! Since you were able to sneak up behind them in a game not intended for PvP, God obviously loves you more and you will be more successful in life than any of them could ever hope to be.
[
B]6.Objectives in a BG[/B]
What objectives?No need to return flags or capture bases.You objective is to kill and make sure to run to the enemy spawn point and keep killing them there. I don’t know about EU ,but here in US we call it containment. You are only in for the amount of frags/kills.No victory is sweeter than one gained by the annihilation of many a green-geared players needlessly ressing at a conveniently placed location.The graveyard
7.Notes
Note on enemy level 24s
Should you see an enemy level 24, don’t fight them and try to avoid them, as said above there no reason to fight characters like yours. Just /salute them for making another Pker similar to yours and stay away from them at all costs.
Note on GY farming.
Its hard to cull f2p n00bs by yourself. Team up. Come in premade. You need a lot of level 24s. even if its 5 or 6. Let the noobs cry and you hear the e-rage. Its a lot easier with many friends. If you have no friends still okay you dont need any cause you are bad ass mother fuker, just be prepared to leave quickly since you are on your own.
8.Death
Should you ever die on your Pker, it was probably because of one or more of the following reasons:
You were lagging
Misclick
5vs1
Using wrong gear
Remember, professionals don’t die.There should be an /afk macro, should you take a lot of damage, just leave!
9.General Dungeon asshattery/douchebaggery
In PvE dungeons, Blackfathom Deeps is probably the perfect place for this.
Other than pulling random mobs and causing wipes, there are other things to consider.
First of, the mobs, namely the Twilight hammer clan guys have a nifty ability to cast Mind Control which will turn one of your party members into enemies. The second you see that, quickly unload everything you got into them. If hunter explosive shot, if rouge eviscerate or something. If they are weak 800 life PvE players they should die to your Godly Pker. Remember to spam YOUGOTPKED LOL afterwards
Second, the Barbed Crustaceans and Deep Pool threshfins like to bug out under the floor(meaning they can attack you but you cant). To do that, aggro one or two of them and keep running past the dungeon until you get to Kelris. If you are a tank and the healer keeps healing you, turn off righteous fury/def stance. Then the healer will get attacked out of nowere! (you cannot target them thru the floor). Proceed to wait until your party dies.
Thirdly, after Kelris there are 4 seals to light. Make sure to light all of them at once and run! If you cant make it out just /leave.
10.Other Rage Inducing PvE dungeon etiquette
Always treat them Lower than dirt.
Think that you had sex with their mum and tell them you are their daddy
Call them kids and your son.
Make them ragequit, always find ways to make them more infuriated then you have met them.People will be furious with you. In just a few hours i can piss off 50 randoms with total pk ownage .It does not matter if they have spend 1000 hours in game or 100 $$ in wow you are still better than them with your Godly 1337 pkzor
ALRIGHT NOW GO OUT THERE AND BE AS
BAD AS YOU CAN MY EVIL MINIONS
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