US Humble Beginnings - The Founding of <NWA>

Burg

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Burg - midly autistic hillbilly at best, began humbly as f2p farming phaggot with duopaladin, he was valiantly rescued by Clap, by the coercion of puppies, and candy in a white van, he was then raised into the likeliness of a great brony leader, one brony to rule them all. his favorite pony Twilight Sparkle.

Clap - a lonely 47 year old man that owns a white utility van, with his to catch a predator skills, he lured burg into his van, taking all of his brony knowledge and molestering it onto burg, this became the beginning of the esteemed man-boy love relationship which sparked the fires of NWA. he enjoys watching MLP reruns with Burg, his favorite pony is Mrs. Cupcake.

Luda - this fellow semi-retarded neckbeard was turned into a brony after being molestered by Clap. He was rescued from the treacherous MTG styled guild (magic the gathering) known as Sanctuary, he is well renowned for his activeness within the public masturbattion rights movement. he is known on 4chan as *Fappychan4Life* his favorite pony is Fluttershy.

Shark & Klok - long before LGBT marriage was accepted these 2 met up on BMB (Bronies Meet Bronies) the 2 had come to conclusion that Klok was the *Alpha* of the relationship, so Shark took it upon himself to become transg3nder so that he and Klok could be together forever. Shark and Klok are also active within the Mormon church and are seeking another wife to come join them, Klok's favorite pony is Shining Armor, and Shark's is princess cadence.

Zale - the pre-pub3scent male of the group, he was apart of MTG guild Sanctuary along with Luda until being mesmerized by Clap's br0p3nis, he was then properly cuck0lded into the group, his favorite pony is Pink1epie.

Dip - once a unknown f2p phaggot, fortunately was discovered by Burg and Clap, they took him under their wing and decided to name him D.I.P, which means deeply inverted penis. He then went on to play within the ranks of the 19 phaggots such as Pizza, and Curley, and was very intimate with Kancer. His favorite pony is Rainbow Dash.

Sub - while watching Dradform's horribly performed FCing skills, he bequeefed his MLP collection to burg and clap, before dying of a broken heart. His favorite pony was scootaloo, rest in peace to fellow brony Subvader.
 
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Can't decide if i am inspired (if these guys can make it...) or need to retch (kinda hard not to visualize the brorgies...). Either way, you guys are incredible!
 

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