How do you wipe your ass?

[Kageroo]

We were drunk talking and my friend could not believe there are people who actually wipe their ass while sitting.

 

[Brov]

toilet paper into flushable wipes into bidet

 

[Purj]

With my bare hands

 

[Light]

I only shower when I shit so I just hop straight into the shower and don’t wipe

 

[jwl]

I sit on the toilet in reverse with a phone stand on the tank so I can watch pornography while voiding my bowels.

 

[Goohd]

I only shower when I shit so I just hop straight into the shower and don’t wipe

No wonder you have a UTI.



And baby wipes is a must for me due to a pretty hairy ass hole

 

[Smn]

 

[Quelfep]

I can't do it sitting down or I'll end up accidentally touching some part of the toilet bowl or seat. doesn't matter that I'm gonna be washing my hands right after, I don't ever wanna touch the toilet with anything but my ass/legs, period.

 

[Tweakedirl]

does everyone look at each consecutive piece of spent toilet paper to determine faeces content to judge the need for additional wiping........

 

[Kageroo]

does everyone look at each consecutive piece of spent toilet paper to determine faeces content to judge the need for additional wiping........

Of course! But only after it feels dry enough.


How do you guys remove poop stuck to your ass hair? I just try to tear it off of the hair, but often end up tearing the hair off the ass, which is not very pleasant.

 

[Nurd]

Now THIS is legion twinking.

 

[Leek]

I like dark chocolate cake

 

[Grimzee]

I use the three sea shells

 

[Sponsor]

Sitting. 1-2 toilet paper squares per wipe.

 

[LecolaEU]

Here's an another interesting question:
Where do you throw toilet papers after used? i've seen people keeping them in bathroom bin.

 

[Tweakedirl]

Here's an another interesting question:
Where do you throw toilet papers after used? i've seen people keeping them in bathroom bin.

what? Ive never heard of anyone putting shit coated toilet paper anywhere but the toilet

 

[LecolaEU]

I know this is very ridiculous. They say it's a safe way to keep pipes open. Their s hit is not problem but papers?

 

[Kageroo]

I know this is very ridiculous. They say it's a safe way to keep pipes open. Their s hit is not problem but papers?

https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g189398-i192-k6577758-Toilet_paper_paranoia-Greece.html

It kinda makes sense. I live on the 1st floor out of 10 and one morning someone flushed big chunk of toilet paper and it clogged the pipe few metres below my apartment. So I woke up to the terrible smell of someone's diarrhoea and when I opened the bathroom door, there was shit and water everywhere. And each flush of somebody's toilet turned my toilet into a geyser of poop and urine. We were throwing buckets full of urine and poop out of the window for the whole morning.
It could have been worse tho. Luckily nobody had a bath that morning. After like 2 hours of poop bucketing the emergency plumber finally came and unclogged the pipe. I never ever saw that much shit in my life.

 

[telle]

Hands-free FTW

 

[Taylondor]

With Legion twinks