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US [Emergency] House Unfit to Live In At This Time

Discussion in 'Level 20-29' started by Idiot, Sep 23, 2016.

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  1. Idiot

    Idiot Vitor Belfort '97 hand speed

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    Hey guys, as the title reads, my house is now most likely unfit to live in for the time being. To make a long story short, I think it was a group of people who had recently targeted me for problem B (I had a little run in with them at a bar, they were some biker tryhards who kicked me in the nards several times, and left me on the ground bleeding from the nose and mouth, for "looking at them the wrong way", and having a mouth on me that gets me in trouble sometimes), who now broke into my house with a jack and a big pipe, and jacked the roof up when I wasn't home. The jack is still there, standing on a stack of 2x6s, holding the giant pipe up. The walls and everything surrounding the pipe look sketchy as duck. It's honestly the most bizarre thing I've experienced and seen in my life, and I've seen a lot.

    They also cut my couch and loveseat sofa into pieces with a machete, leaving the machete lodged deep in it. They knocked down and broke my framed signed posters of Sting (the lead singer of Police, not the wrestler), Adrian Peterson, Joe Rogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Sting (the wrestler) and Wayne Gretzky. They stole my Pete Rose rookie. It was a Topps. Dressers and pots n pans tossed everywhere. They essentially trashed the place.

    I need to call a building inspector or something tomorrow to get this shit all straightened out. But in the meantime, I was just wanting to know if maybe one of yous could let me bunk up at your place. I'm a bit strapped for cash, but I got a few bucks and I'm willing to offer up an xbox 360 in decent condish with a crack on it (still works), along with several games: NBA 2k13, NHL 12, Madden NFL 13, and Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, in exchange for maybe a couple weeks or three at your place. Just til my house is good, or I'm able to find a new place to call home.


    I live in Wisconsin. If I can't find anyone close enough to here, it's fine. I can call up my relatives and see what they can do. I just thought I'd ask you guys first, since I've played with some of you for so long I feel like we're real friends/family, and I'm a bit embarrassed to tell them about this whole ordeal. I get enough grief from them at holiday get togethers. But that's another book.
     
  2. Captain

    Captain •ßøbbÿ• ;p

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    Unfortunately, I live all the way in SoCal, and either way my parents probobly wouldn't be comfortable with a random person coming inside their house. But I wish you great luck man! Keep your head up :)
     
  3. Holythane

    Holythane Lewno

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    Troll?
     
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  4. Ohai

    Ohai Grandfathered

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    Wow dude sorry to hear it, im East Coast :(
     
  5. SPQR

    SPQR Have You Been To Dover?!

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    Bribe some russians to deal with tryhards. all will be in order.
     
  6. Fael

    Fael Believer

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    Man, that sucks. Wish you the best of luck man. West Coast over here.
     
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    Motel 6 is dank af. i recommend staying there 5 outa of 5 would stay there again.

    kappa
     
  8. Flaxy

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    Sorry to hear.
    Hope you find somewhere to stay!
     
  9. Waves

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    I'm East Coast nerd as well :( sorry to hear that this happened to you man, wishing you the best of luck!
     
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    shouldnt have made your toon on a pvp realm
     
  11. Delayed

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    as I am too East Coast man, I am without words to describe how saddening this is to hear. I really hope you can find a place to kick it soon. Godspeed man
     
  12. Flaxy

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    ive never laughed so hard and felt so shitty over a wow pun.. @Idiot i hope this atleast makes u laugh
     
  13. Epichealtime

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    stay safe man theres no limit to the craziness of people
     
  14. AlisterCrow

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  15. OP
    Idiot

    Idiot Vitor Belfort '97 hand speed

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    Assuming you're not just trying to waste my time for a goof, I will agree to text you grainy photos of the inside of the house as well as my swelled/scabby face and right hand, from my LG flip phone.

    Ugh, I fuckin wish. Knowing the position I'm in at the moment, I would gladly prefer a different scenario where I get to wake up tomorrow and know this was all some big hehe haha funny joke. Instead, I have to wake up (whenever I end up doing so) to this shitty reality.

    Naw it's cool. I can understand people making light of a dark situation. I would probably do the same thing if I were in Art's shoes. I always respect comedy of any kind. It's never too soon.
     
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    It would be pretty sad for someone to actually take the time to type out a fake story that's for sure. So that makes it seem like nobody would actually do it, but at the same time reaching out to people on here seems just as unlikely yet here we are. It seems unbelievable that you have zero IRL friends to reach out to and pretty much anyone would try their family before trying the people they play wow with (none of which seem to even live close)......then you offer to text me as if I'd be dumb enough to give you my number. Why not post the pics here? You already inadvertently admitted to having no friends and did something as ridiculous as ask to stay at a person's house for a trucking Xbox and some games (lol) might as well show the jacked up house along with that if you aren't a sad troll. I mean, I am totally aware that if you actually did go through this then everything I just said makes me a dick, but wouldn't you be sceptacle if you read some shit like this?
     
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    Idiot

    Idiot Vitor Belfort '97 hand speed

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    Yeah, I guess you missed the part where I said I have a flip phone. But I digress.

    Sure, I can see why you'd be skeptical of this, just like I get why people can be skeptical of 911. I simply don't care. I won't bother to explain my backstory either. I just needed to vent this out and hope for the best, because it's all I got at the moment. If you can't deal with it, then fine that's on you, and you're free to believe w/e the heck you want to. You also missed the part where I said if I'm unable to find anyone on the forum close enough to me, then I would go to my relatives as a last resort. But you know, you're superior to me. You're a truth teller who tells it like it is, etc.

    Lastly, what's the big deal about having your number? I was implying that we could simply exchange numbers via pm. What, am I gonna drunk dial you at inconvenient times of the night? Get a grip dude.
     
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    Idiot

    Idiot Vitor Belfort '97 hand speed

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    Anyway, I'm going to bed. Thanks for the kind words, folks. If not anything else, I appreciate the kind thoughts. Peace out.
     
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  19. Allybeboba

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    Guess you should have kept that attitude in check at the bar. People don't do that stuff for no reason whatsoever. Not even "try hards". Surely you did call the police. And there is surveillance of who did it if it had as you said it is. Thank your lucky stars that you were not home when they did this because they obviously followed you unless you gave them your adress or they knew you and knew where you lived and let the insurance company handle the rest. That is exactly why you pay the premiums.
     
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