Condiments (Donor Style)

[Goohd]

inspired by @Donor ofc. please leave comments of items i should add to list.

 

[jwl]

I like to use an empty toothpaste tube as a condom. Its not listed above though

 

[Light]

 

[hom]

What are we putting the condiments on? They all have their situational uses...

Mustard For a hotdug
Ketchup with chips/fries
Mayo, Tomato Relish, Chilli sauce for a burger
Fish Sauce w/ chillies with Pad Thai
Strawberry lube with BBC(s)
Soy Sauce with Stir Fry
Mango Chutney with Curry
Extra Hot Chilli & Garlic sauce with doner kebab
Curry Sauce with Fish & Chips
Mint Sauce with lamb

 

[Leek]

It really depends on what we are eating tho.
Mustard for some burgers (the real spicy ones in glass jars not those fake ass yellow squeezy things)

Balsamic vinegar for salad

Rare Steak i put nothing else on it (maybe rock salt) cuz the sauce just ruins the taste of the steak

 

[Goesid]

Café de Paris obviously

 

[LecolaEU]

I don't eat industrial food anymore because they add shit tons of sugar and chems. in everything. I prepare italian souce with tomatoes and garlic instead of ketchup. Ketchup is like candy nowadays. How can people eat this thing? Sesame oil for fish, spices for chicken and beef and pickled mexican pepper when i want something hot...

 

[Light]

I don't eat industrial food anymore because they add shit tons of sugar and chems. in everything. I prepare italian souce with tomatoes and garlic instead of ketchup. Ketchup is like candy nowadays. How can people eat this thing? Sesame oil for fish, spices for chicken and beef and pickled mexican pepper when i want something hot...

Do you also only drink water straight from the spring source?

 

[Donor]

I don't eat industrial food anymore because they add shit tons of sugar and chems. in everything. I prepare italian souce with tomatoes and garlic instead of ketchup. Ketchup is like candy nowadays. How can people eat this thing? Sesame oil for fish, spices for chicken and beef and pickled mexican pepper when i want something hot...

i walked into a vitamin store once
where they sold organic socks
oddly enough
it wasnt in the dog food section

 

[Chops]

i walked into a vitamin store once
where they sold organic socks
oddly enough
it wasnt in the dog food section

 

[LecolaEU]

Do you also only drink water straight from the spring source?

I climb mountain everyday to drink PURE water like pure F2P players. Veterans drink coke.

 

[Sin'dor]

i walked into a vitamin store once
where they sold organic socks
oddly enough
it wasnt in the dog food section

1. Goddamnit... this made me laugh out loud and now people are looking at me funny.
2. What nefarious conspiracy is behind this corrupt attempt to split the "Mustard" vote?
3. How can I delete Light's creepy-ass GIF?

 

[Twobuttons]

Lmao - this is so fucked.

 

[Miles]

Allot of people asking what are the condiments going on..it's easy, semen goes on anything.