aislingyngaio
Grandfathered
Are you bored of hanging around Goldshire all day? Want a change of scenery and the chance to get two achievements? Well, come on over to Bizmo Brawlpub in Deeprun Tram, where max levels die and we laugh!
Wait that's not... let's try again.
When max levels win a brawl, we get 1x http://www.wowhead.com/currency=1299/brawlers-gold, that will work us towards http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11567/you-are-not-the-contents-of-your-wallet
"What the fck, Aisling, are we supposed to afk in the brawler zone until 2kforever?"
Uh no, only until you reach 100 gold, then you can buy http://www.wowhead.com/item=143762 for not only a higher income generation, but also http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11570/educated-guesser . How does it work? Well, you buy the contract and turn it in to enable games of chance. Basically, you gamble on the outcome of the brawl, and if you win while betting on a hero, you get 5x your current vested interest level (e.g. if you have vested interest 6 when you win a hero gamble, you get 30 brawler gold). If you win while betting on the monster? Well you don't get gold, but you still get an additional stack of vested interest, which will help you the next time you win a hero gamble. Note: please don't gamble stupidly or randomly, because one wrong guess will wipe your entire streak. If you gamble smartly, even if you make the occasional stupid gamble, you should still be able to make back the 100 brawler gold by the end of 30min. If you're unsure which way the brawl might go, not gambling on the outcome will not affect your current vested interest level. Note that you must place your gamble in the first 15seconds of the brawl beginning - after that gambler dude will lock gambles until the next brawl.
"Aisling we want to queue bgs, can we can we can we please?"
Sure, if you've already finished your http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11570/educated-guesser , and/or don't mind losing your vested interest stacks. Note that if you log out in Bizmo, you will still keep your vested interest stacks from the last session, so if you're just done for the day, or 110s are wusses and can't stand the rigours of brawling, or you just want to see if you can log back into a busier shard, just log out.
"Aisling, we're getting killed by stupid brawl enthusiasts. WTF?"
No problem. If you're not gambling on outcomes, just afk in deeprun tram (anywhere, even if you're at the Ironforge side of the station, so long as it's Deeprun Tram), or buy the spirit healer in the pub, or wear your zero durability set.
"Aisling, what else can we do with the brawler's gold? There's a max cap of 5,000 but the achievement needs us to collect 20,000?"
You just became the bff of every max level brawler ever. Want to buy a spirit healer in the pub? You're the go-to person
Free brawler potions? Free random brawl mode? Free alcohol? Even free access to the VIP area that only rank 8s and above can freely access? Youdaman, yo! Just keep the gambler dude up and you'll have all the gold you can ever want. Or afk here overnight, whatever floats your boat.
"Aisling, you're not listening. It's 20,000 Brawler's Gold!!!"
... why dafuq do you think it's an achievement? Just do it in between BG queues or whatever, you'll hit 20k before you know it. Or at least, ya know, before Legion expansion is over and the achievements are likely to be grandfathered.
Wait that's not... let's try again.
When max levels win a brawl, we get 1x http://www.wowhead.com/currency=1299/brawlers-gold, that will work us towards http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11567/you-are-not-the-contents-of-your-wallet
"What the fck, Aisling, are we supposed to afk in the brawler zone until 2kforever?"
Uh no, only until you reach 100 gold, then you can buy http://www.wowhead.com/item=143762 for not only a higher income generation, but also http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11570/educated-guesser . How does it work? Well, you buy the contract and turn it in to enable games of chance. Basically, you gamble on the outcome of the brawl, and if you win while betting on a hero, you get 5x your current vested interest level (e.g. if you have vested interest 6 when you win a hero gamble, you get 30 brawler gold). If you win while betting on the monster? Well you don't get gold, but you still get an additional stack of vested interest, which will help you the next time you win a hero gamble. Note: please don't gamble stupidly or randomly, because one wrong guess will wipe your entire streak. If you gamble smartly, even if you make the occasional stupid gamble, you should still be able to make back the 100 brawler gold by the end of 30min. If you're unsure which way the brawl might go, not gambling on the outcome will not affect your current vested interest level. Note that you must place your gamble in the first 15seconds of the brawl beginning - after that gambler dude will lock gambles until the next brawl.
"Aisling we want to queue bgs, can we can we can we please?"
Sure, if you've already finished your http://www.wowhead.com/achievement=11570/educated-guesser , and/or don't mind losing your vested interest stacks. Note that if you log out in Bizmo, you will still keep your vested interest stacks from the last session, so if you're just done for the day, or 110s are wusses and can't stand the rigours of brawling, or you just want to see if you can log back into a busier shard, just log out.
"Aisling, we're getting killed by stupid brawl enthusiasts. WTF?"
No problem. If you're not gambling on outcomes, just afk in deeprun tram (anywhere, even if you're at the Ironforge side of the station, so long as it's Deeprun Tram), or buy the spirit healer in the pub, or wear your zero durability set.
"Aisling, what else can we do with the brawler's gold? There's a max cap of 5,000 but the achievement needs us to collect 20,000?"
You just became the bff of every max level brawler ever. Want to buy a spirit healer in the pub? You're the go-to person
Free brawler potions? Free random brawl mode? Free alcohol? Even free access to the VIP area that only rank 8s and above can freely access? Youdaman, yo! Just keep the gambler dude up and you'll have all the gold you can ever want. Or afk here overnight, whatever floats your boat."Aisling, you're not listening. It's 20,000 Brawler's Gold!!!"
... why dafuq do you think it's an achievement? Just do it in between BG queues or whatever, you'll hit 20k before you know it. Or at least, ya know, before Legion expansion is over and the achievements are likely to be grandfathered.
