Ally Sucks Donkey Nuts

Time to quit ally?

  • Fuck ya

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Fuck no, I like to be punished

    Votes: 9 56.3%

  • Total voters
    16

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After two months of playing maybe 300 games in the 39 bracket, I can say I've lost 90% of them on Herod as an Ally. Our average level is around 35, Horde is 38. And it's getting really old. About to unsub. Even with 30 second queues who cares. Horde are mostly premades and we're levelers with missing gear and greens. Must be fun for the horde feeling so tough having comms, the best gear, and 100s of hours playing together against a team that has never met and can't afford a pot.

After I sell my company I am done forever, maybe it is time for me to leave early. I have heard from a few horde than are moving over because of the unbalance and queue time. I don't get the chance to play with the guild who has maybe 5 people with great twinks/players, as my play time is off their schedule.

To all the horde dominating, I say fuck off. Must be fun stepping on ants. I was playing 110 ally but we dominated so I quit. Having zero challenge in a fight is un-sporting, it's great for serial killers, or good for douchebag trolls who like to spit. o_O

Played 5 AB games including the 1st one, and we got smashed. I can only hope the Horde queue is off the charts so those fucks can wait and wait and wait to destroy us. If you are Ally, maybe you should quit too. Then the Horde will have no one to play with and that would be epic.
 
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well uh... wow. Take a break from the game. And i dont mean this in a spiteful way.
 
After two months of playing maybe 300 games in the 39 bracket, I can say I've lost 90% of them on Herod as an Ally. Our average level is around 35, Horde is 38. And it's getting really old. About to unsub. Even with 30 second queues who cares. Horde are mostly premades and we're levelers with missing gear and greens. Must be fun for the horde feeling so tough having comms, the best gear, and 100s of hours playing together against a team that has never met and can't afford a pot.

After I sell my company I am done forever, maybe it is time for me to leave early. I have heard from a few horde than are moving over because of the unbalance and queue time. I don't get the chance to play with the guild who has maybe 5 people with great twinks/players, as my play time is off their schedule.

To all the horde dominating, I say fuck off. Must be fun stepping on ants. I was playing 110 ally but we dominated so I quit. Having zero challenge in a fight is un-sporting, it's great for serial killers, or good for douchebag trolls who like to spit. o_O

Played 5 AB games including the 1st one, and we got smashed. I can only hope the Horde queue is off the charts so those fucks can wait and wait and wait to destroy us. If you are Ally, maybe you should quit too. Then the Horde will have no one to play with and that would be epic.

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After two months of playing maybe 300 games in the 39 bracket, I can say I've lost 90% of them on Herod as an Ally. Our average level is around 35, Horde is 38. And it's getting really old. About to unsub. Even with 30 second queues who cares. Horde are mostly premades and we're levelers with missing gear and greens. Must be fun for the horde feeling so tough having comms, the best gear, and 100s of hours playing together against a team that has never met and can't afford a pot.

After I sell my company I am done forever, maybe it is time for me to leave early. I have heard from a few horde than are moving over because of the unbalance and queue time. I don't get the chance to play with the guild who has maybe 5 people with great twinks/players, as my play time is off their schedule.

To all the horde dominating, I say fuck off. Must be fun stepping on ants. I was playing 110 ally but we dominated so I quit. Having zero challenge in a fight is un-sporting, it's great for serial killers, or good for douchebag trolls who like to spit. o_O

Played 5 AB games including the 1st one, and we got smashed. I can only hope the Horde queue is off the charts so those fucks can wait and wait and wait to destroy us. If you are Ally, maybe you should quit too. Then the Horde will have no one to play with and that would be epic.
 
After two months of playing maybe 300 games in the 39 bracket, I can say I've lost 90% of them on Herod as an Ally. Our average level is around 35, Horde is 38. And it's getting really old. About to unsub. Even with 30 second queues who cares. Horde are mostly premades and we're levelers with missing gear and greens. Must be fun for the horde feeling so tough having comms, the best gear, and 100s of hours playing together against a team that has never met and can't afford a pot.

After I sell my company I am done forever, maybe it is time for me to leave early. I have heard from a few horde than are moving over because of the unbalance and queue time. I don't get the chance to play with the guild who has maybe 5 people with great twinks/players, as my play time is off their schedule.

To all the horde dominating, I say fuck off. Must be fun stepping on ants. I was playing 110 ally but we dominated so I quit. Having zero challenge in a fight is un-sporting, it's great for serial killers, or good for douchebag trolls who like to spit. o_O

Played 5 AB games including the 1st one, and we got smashed. I can only hope the Horde queue is off the charts so those fucks can wait and wait and wait to destroy us. If you are Ally, maybe you should quit too. Then the Horde will have no one to play with and that would be epic.

West housed the bulk of Ally twinks and it's more obvious now than ever. Right before the split WSG was getting extremely competitive thanks to a steady stream of fresh Ally twinks. Coming in here after a a giant shift and losing a bunch of games all salty is not a good look.

You couldn't even be bothered to finish leveling your mage - still 38, come in here complaining about under leveled and under geared teamates. I missed the very first AB, but ended up raid leader for about 4 in a row after that. I don't mess around, it's going to take a massive effort of leadership to win a pug AB against me, much less when we have three together. Don't feel bad lol.
 
i see u have a 39 druid how the fk can u have 90% lost :D

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West housed the bulk of Ally twinks and it's more obvious now than ever. Right before the split WSG was getting extremely competitive thanks to a steady stream of fresh Ally twinks. Coming in here after a a giant shift and losing a bunch of games all salty is not a good look.

You couldn't even be bothered to finish leveling your mage - still 38, come in here complaining about under leveled and under geared teamates. I missed the very first AB, but ended up raid leader for about 4 in a row after that. I don't mess around, it's going to take a massive effort of leadership to win a pug AB against me, much less when we have three together. Don't feel bad lol.
Hm.. all right, do not "Judge" the guy I had pretty similar experience he did at 39 level bracket.
I started as 29 level paladin twink, and it was pretty decent and fun for me, as I don't have "main" character support I had to do it hard way :D
I stayed on level 29 for 3 whole months, with capped all primary and secondary professions at 225. Only things I lacked at PvP were +100 hp enchants on helm/legs and Goblin Sapper Charges. And I have to add this, I had 1912 HP unbuffed as dwarf level 29 paladin. It is very important information.
When AB popped out I decided to move to 39 level. It was such a horor that I decide to go to 49 just after 3 weeks! Now from my point of view you will see why.
In last 10 level I got Divine Shield instead of Divine protection from spells and nothing else, and not much in Retribution talents tree. Unlike many other classes who got a lot in those 10 levels. At least I got significant increase in HP that was around 2600 unbuffed (lacked enchants again), and damage I could swing around 1000 if both melee and Seal of Command crits.
I joined a lot of games, got my revered boots (so it's high number of games). This was one of main issues, alliance average PuG HP vas 1200! Yes you read it well it's 1200hp in level 39 bracket unbuffed. Lots off people joined with HP pools like 700-900, lots of people were not geared at all or ready for any kind of PvP. Can you imagine what a decent twink at that level does to them :D ?
While on the opposite side I see people full buffed (mage detect magic spell reveals that) with pots using Thorium Grenades, FAP and Swift potions etc. Lots of time they were like "we all ways lose" (of course you do you haven't invested anything). After 3 week of torture with that rabble. So believe me if you want a challenge make a level 39 alliance character and solo que. You won't believe your eyes from time to time what you see on your side.
Therefore I decided to move to 49 where I'm going to get "Cleanse, Repentance, Hammer of Wrath *fake execute*, 1rank on Hammer of Justice, Blessing of Sacrifice, 3% hit on melee and Improved Blessing of Freedom/Protection" and I hope I'll have better experience than I hand at level 39, it was really a dump hole.
Have fun and good luck if you ever decide to try it :D
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After two months of playing maybe 300 games in the 39 bracket, I can say I've lost 90% of them on Herod as an Ally. Our average level is around 35, Horde is 38. And it's getting really old. About to unsub. Even with 30 second queues who cares. Horde are mostly premades and we're levelers with missing gear and greens. Must be fun for the horde feeling so tough having comms, the best gear, and 100s of hours playing together against a team that has never met and can't afford a pot.

After I sell my company I am done forever, maybe it is time for me to leave early. I have heard from a few horde than are moving over because of the unbalance and queue time. I don't get the chance to play with the guild who has maybe 5 people with great twinks/players, as my play time is off their schedule.

To all the horde dominating, I say fuck off. Must be fun stepping on ants. I was playing 110 ally but we dominated so I quit. Having zero challenge in a fight is un-sporting, it's great for serial killers, or good for douchebag trolls who like to spit. o_O

Played 5 AB games including the 1st one, and we got smashed. I can only hope the Horde queue is off the charts so those fucks can wait and wait and wait to destroy us. If you are Ally, maybe you should quit too. Then the Horde will have no one to play with and that would be epic.
You chose worst bracket for Alliance point of view in my opinion, was 29 (great), 39 (dump hole) going to 49 after mistake I made going 39 :D
 
I play 39 ally and win majority of my games. Maybe unlucky/bad is not a good combo???
Hmmm i won over 50% of my games on 39s bracket but alliance overall lose most of matches, now on 59 loads of horde got to same relm because they cant counter us and we are not even a premade. So its about crop of players you got to play with. Won most of my games yes but was carrier in all of them... thats the thing, maybe because I'm Paladin.... I have pictures of 39 where average HP of my team is 1200 hp and some horde twinks throw Thorium Grenades on them, there is no unlucky/bad combo there xD
 

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