Thread for US Morons to Bitch about the opposing faction.

What can I say but chivalry isn't dead?
I have to admit I like that phrase "sandpaper your dick" llol

That's a Darrel quote lol. When he ambushes somebody the same time I charge them it's a sandpaper dicking.
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It was an 8 man Thunderfury premade. They would have won eventually anyway, but it was hilarious they were struggling that much and wasted the gold. Spoiler alert: The FC that did FAP still died lol.


Fox news alert!! Darrel used a 1g consume in a BG! Oh no! End of twinking as we know it. Worlds going to implode. Global warming crisis.

The kelp population is decimated and blackmouth fish are going extinct.
 
There has been 1 mage I've seen that is just levels above other mages so far. Nhilijar or nhilistar or w/e his/her name was from last night on Herod. Great mage major props keep up the solid play.

@Sanit arent you supposed to be banned or are you back for your week before gone again? <3

It pays knowing people in high places. I'm just back until cuckberry has another meltdown
 
I'm calling a big BS. Every single game we won last night vs you in under 20 min. 1 was 11 min and the other was 20min which a rouge from Paggle server ran our flag the whole time.

You just mad that I sandpaper dicked you those games with my Pendulum.

The screen you posted is from the second game. The "FAPing" incident was from the game before it where we held you guys off for 20 mins with a bunch of lowbies even though you guys were throwing tons of grenades, eng trinkets, and the FAP already mentioned. I'm not positive but I think we even had a flag cap that game. I'd have to see the screenshot to be sure though. I don't even have a problem with any of the stuff that was used. I just thought it was hilarious it was used against a lowbie PUG when you had an 8 man premade. I already said it was inevitable that you were gonna win.

Your screenshot was from the second game where we had some twinks but still a couple lowbies. I actually thought we'd do better but you guys picked up a paladin (Pope, I think) and zerged it. We fell apart after some infighting and did much worse than the game before.

I'm not mad at anyone, least of all you with your mighty POD. I don't even remember a paladin with a POD because I'm not worried about any paladin unless they are a healer. Without the zerg they are a joke to deal with. I do remember Pope and scrubhuntin and davethebrave because those are the people who can affect me the most. Although Davethebrave did get worked by a 36 hunter solo.
All things even my nontwink mage has waaay too many tools to ever worry about your mighty POD solo.
 
Literally any horde player complaining about me FAPing in a BG... your faction is the only faction that has purge. Dont blame me for using an item in game. Tell your POD shamans spamming for big critz to roll elemental and get on defense. @Bigcityslams i have [Sandpaper - 40 Grit] equipped on MH dagger for you next game.
 
No


Nope. You did not.



Good memory, I'm a warrior. The wee little gnome that was sandpapering your genitals.

Tells you how much of an impact you had on me then huh. Wars are even more laughable. You charge, get rooted by ice armor, I blink from your stun and laugh. Unless you have help or I'm on cooldown/low on health or mana not likely you're killing me. Same goes for your buddy Darrel up there. Bring your dagger but the same thing applies for you. Unless it's two rogues ambushing at the same time I'm not scared as a frost mage. Extremely rare a melee is going to kill me one on one and I don't even have this toon twinked.
 
Where is the fun in running an 8 man to stomp pugs? Rush under their GY and wait for the fodder to jump down? Split the group up and get in separate queues.

Lol you guys assume we queued expecting to fight 10 lvl 30 balance druids or something... The fun is running an 8 man hoping you get another 8 man to have a competitive 1hr+ game....

Some of you guys are something else rofl.
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Tells you how much of an impact you had on me then huh. Wars are even more laughable. You charge, get rooted by ice armor, I blink from your stun and laugh. Unless you have help or I'm on cooldown/low on health or mana not likely you're killing me. Same goes for your buddy Darrel up there. Bring your dagger but the same thing applies for you. Unless it's two rogues ambushing at the same time I'm not scared as a frost mage. Extremely rare a melee is going to kill me one on one and I don't even have this toon twinked.

We would just FAP. DUHHHH.
HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED A THING FROM THIS THREAD.
 
Tells you how much of an impact you had on me then huh. Wars are even more laughable. You charge, get rooted by ice armor, I blink from your stun and laugh. Unless you have help or I'm on cooldown/low on health or mana not likely you're killing me. Same goes for your buddy Darrel up there. Bring your dagger but the same thing applies for you. Unless it's two rogues ambushing at the same time I'm not scared as a frost mage. Extremely rare a melee is going to kill me one on one and I don't even have this toon twinked.
Dont forget my sandpaper @Bigcityslams ...
 
Lol you guys assume we queued expecting to fight 10 lvl 30 balance druids or something... The fun is running an 8 man hoping you get another 8 man to have a competitive 1hr+ game....
Oh that would be cool.
I'm calling a big BS. Every single game we won last night vs you in under 20 min. 1 was 11 min and the other was 20min which a rouge from Paggle server ran our flag the whole time.
Hmm, guess not.
 
TLDR sorry.

I usually solo q most days and have a night where we group q with whoever shows. It used to be just 2-3 sometimes a full 5 man if we got super lucky with a random pugger from our realm.

Acting like every guild that has 39's doesnt group with whoever they have on willing to play is interesting but very doubtful as I've seen plenty of games to know that guilds q up together.. I've been on the receiving end of some 6-9 mans(nice!).

Imagine that.. people playing a group game together! dont 60's premade as well? Short of retail where you have a ranked version, tell me the difference between a 60 premade and a 60 pug other than no level difference? a full decked 60 wrecks a brand new just turned 60 just like a full decked twink wrecks a lvling through 30-39er..

I solo Q all the time because I enjoy a challenge. I dont see how 1 night out of the week people can't group together for a few games. Guess that is just me though.. Least when I premade I straight run flags instead of gy farm unlike quite a few groups out there that i've seen.
 
TLDR sorry.

I usually solo q most days and have a night where we group q with whoever shows. It used to be just 2-3 sometimes a full 5 man if we got super lucky with a random pugger from our realm.

Acting like every guild that has 39's doesnt group with whoever they have on willing to play is interesting but very doubtful as I've seen plenty of games to know that guilds q up together.. I've been on the receiving end of some 6-9 mans(nice!).

Imagine that.. people playing a group game together! dont 60's premade as well? Short of retail where you have a ranked version, tell me the difference between a 60 premade and a 60 pug other than no level difference? a full decked 60 wrecks a brand new just turned 60 just like a full decked twink wrecks a lvling through 30-39er..

I solo Q all the time because I enjoy a challenge. I dont see how 1 night out of the week people can't group together for a few games. Guess that is just me though.. Least when I premade I straight run flags instead of gy farm unlike quite a few groups out there that i've seen.

That's cool that you would be running flags.

I'm calling a big BS. Every single game we won last night vs you in under 20 min. 1 was 11 min and the other was 20min which a rouge from Paggle server ran our flag the whole time.

Hmmm, guess not.
 
meh.. just a troll.. 19 forums are back a few levels
Sure, chalk it up to trolling. If you really did escort me though, you would have noticed I wasn't a rogue but a warrior. The first escort was a hunter, not by the name of Scrub. Tell me more how you escorted me.

You want to go premade vs premade? Set it up.

I honestly don't care if you guys want to premade vs pug, just be aware that it sucks for everyone involved. I would rather solo queue against a horde premade than queue with a premade vs a pug. That's just me.
 
Ask horde.. pretty sure they've seen me solo q plenty of times and pretty sure they've seen me FC when nobody else could/would.


And I did escort you back. claim what you want, but I waited tunnel entrance to tunnel entrance and stayed in range of you then got zerker for every run.

Horde players can attest to not seeing me cross that road beneath horde gy unless a fc is there. I dont and never will gy farm. Like I said I can't stop other players from playing the way they do.

If it was my guild things would be different but I got a free full fund so I'm not about to try and make people play the way I do.
 
I just don’t understand why this needed attention? I run into Premade a all the time on both sides. You just chalk it up to the luck of the draw. Play the game the best you, if you win GG, if you lose GG we will get them next time.

All this QQing does is cause unwanted attention.
 
Ask horde.. pretty sure they've seen me solo q plenty of times and pretty sure they've seen me FC when nobody else could/would.


And I did escort you back. claim what you want, but I waited tunnel entrance to tunnel entrance and stayed in range of you then got zerker for every run.

Horde players can attest to not seeing me cross that road beneath horde gy unless a fc is there. I dont and never will gy farm. Like I said I can't stop other players from playing the way they do.

If it was my guild things would be different but I got a free full fund so I'm not about to try and make people play the way I do.
I don't really care how you play. I just want horde to continue to queue. They don't when they get farmed under the GY or even in the GY.
 
I don't really care how you play. I just want horde to continue to queue. They don't when they get farmed under the GY or even in the GY.
You have to be a troll. A simple farming isn’t going to kill the activity of 39 horde.

I literally made alliance characters because 2minute queues > 45minute queues.
 

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