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US Dollar Collapse
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melabeari
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Us dollar collapse cause blue States have sanctuary cities that are filled with illegal immigrants who's low pay and no benefits increasing state GDP. These same illegal immigrants are then bused into red states by the Democrats on orders from Obama at the behest of Hillary who's working for Soros who is an agent of The Legion of Doom who's controlled by Grey Aliens who are beholden to the Lizard People of Altair 6 who are geoengineering earth to make way for the arrival of the Borg. This has to be kept secret so they allow illegal immigrants to collect welfare/ food stamps thus becoming a drain on hard working patriotic Americans who can no longer question the actions taken by the communist democrats (who are controlled by Hitler's third clone) because they have to work three or more jobs to stay alive. Mass shooters are obviously deep state ninja assassins activated by Obama who works for Soros who is a clone controlled by Grey Aliens who answer to the Lizard People who are slaves to the Borg who are controlled by the Legion of Doom who's members include Sasquatch, Dogmen and Wendigo who worship the Overlord Knight Templar Alexander Gates Buffet Rothschild IV who is actually an immortal Skinwalker. Most don't know but the only way to defeat an immortal Skinwalker is with a magical bullet that must be made from inherited silver that has to be melted down during a full moon on the summer solstice while being prayed over by a High Priest of the Black Hand society as five blind albino tenors sing Nessun Dorma. Once the silver is melted it must be mixed with the blood of the Tarrasque and stirred with a tentacle from the dark lord Cuthulu. The silver must then be cast in a five pound block of pure osmium and cooled with the blood of an ancient white dragon while a Drow High Priestess prays to Loth. Once the bullet is cooled it must be loaded into a solid gold flintlock pistol and fired into the heart of nuclear detonation to absorb enough tachyon particles to be effective against an immortal Skinwalker. Once the bullet is recovered and polished with the Shroud of Turin it can be loaded into any of the three hundred million guns in America.
Twobuttons
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My dollar is still alive!
just checking in again..
just checking in again..
tence
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when can I watch this on netflix?
Daltert Moropi
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melabeari
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Americas corporate overlords know the economy has to shift dramatically to allow companies to automate and transfer as much workload to artificial intelligence as possible. To do this swiftly they have come up with a plan. Hillary intentionally ran the worst Presidential campaign in history and Trump dances into the White House. Trump immediately starts gutting regulations across the board and putting industry executives into positions to help increase corporate profits. Corporations and the wealthy then receive a massive tax break and buy stocks at a rapid pace. These actions push the stock market to unprecedented heights. Legal price gouging on medical treatment and medication ensures stock prices soar while the people get angry. Massive investigations will prove Trump has broken multiple tax laws right around election time. The far left liberal socialist democrats take Washington by storm vowing to reign in corporate corruption. Investors know the market is about to lose value due to impending regulations. The smart ones sell fast, the market drops 2,000 points in a day and the mass panic sets in. The DOW plunges below 10,000 in a month and the second great depression begins. Companies automate and go AI as fast as possible and jobs are lost by the millions. The depression drags on and Fox News is screaming about the obvious failures of socialism. A new shiny republican emerges promising to make America great again. Once elected the money hidden in offshore bank accounts by the wealthy and corporations will come flooding back to purchase America for a song. The new Republican savior appoints in his/her wealthy friends who have spent the last four decades buying up vast tracts of Canadian tundra for virtually nothing. Tundra that is now unfrozen due intentionally made global warming. The largest untapped landmasses have been permanently frozen across Siberia and Canada. The new gold rush is on to develop the temperate new land while keeping the equatorial countries locked in a burning cage. Canada is logged, mined and turned into the New North America while Russia and China develop Siberia. This starts a new economic cold war. A China, Russia, India and Africa alliance will form uniting billions under one currency. The Middle East and Europe quickly join after the initial announcement. New North America will scramble to "save the south" after heat, famine and disease have killed 50% of Latin and South America. So much new land to develop so much money to be made... Now that the United American Nation has been created all the suppressed medical treatments and advanced military propulsion technology will be patented by various mega corporations to ensure technological domination. The entire American continent is quickly turned into a world class medical treatment resort with legal gambling, prostitution, drugs and one hell of a tax haven.
artonkn
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haha
Goesid
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I mean if you did buy gold before that Iran thing you cashed in.
MYT
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Not a snowball's chance in hell. We don't want Cuba here. You want it, move there comrade. It won't happen here while good hard working Americans still exist. Your kind is still a small minority.
MYT
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Win what? A lifetime of failure paid for by taxpayers? A taxpayer funded honeymoon to the Soviet Union? Your vote? Russia’s support in the election? He’s already won those things, but he’ll never be president.
In fact, he’ll never be nominated. The democratic establishment will never allow that.
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