Respectful Twinkers

Hello, my name is Andy and I'm a nice respectful Twink looking to have some fun!

I'm looking for Horde premaders who wanna play some nice fun 10v10 premades. You will lose, but that's the fun of it! You get to get better, and if you didn't know there's a Twink Tournament coming up with a 10k+ prizepool. You wanna win this? Well guess what, you're gonna have to get better! And what better way than to play vs. the best premade in the bracket?


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Mvq said:

Hello, my name is Andy and I'm a nice respectful Twink looking to have some fun!

I'm looking for Horde premaders who wanna play some nice fun 10v10 premades. You will lose, but that's the fun of it! You get to get better, and if you didn't know there's a Twink Tournament coming up with a 10k+ prizepool. You wanna win this? Well guess what, you're gonna have to get better! And what better way than to play vs. the best premade in the bracket?


This Thread Was Made Because Buns Held Me At Gunpoint

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dont bring back the shit gun point meme
p.s i preferred the other thread way more u should know anything HB says wont work u silly billy

Are you doing social experiments right now Andy?

Mvq said:

Buns

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hairybuns the fc stream??

Iild said:

hairybuns the fc stream??

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y

when did you namechange to Andy

Now I'm genuinely curious of MVQ's name is Andy.

yes his name is andreas

Iild said:

yes his name is andreas

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This explains why the guy chokes constantly - it was a gift from his parents!
Must suck to freeze up like a deer in the headlights when the rest of us get a shot of the good stuff.

MYT said:

This explains why the guy chokes constantly - it was a gift from his parents!
Must suck to freeze up like a deer in the headlights when the rest of us get a shot of the good stuff.

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He could be choking on a cock and still outperform you any day of the week.

jwl said:

He could be choking on a cock and still outperform you any day of the week.

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He’s trash and so are you.
You should be embarrassed by that video showing the truth about the game you bragged about, but let’s be honest - an FC too dumb to leave tot when his team yells cap over and over will take any pug win they can get

MYT said:

He’s trash and so are you.
You should be embarrassed by that video showing the truth about the game you bragged about, but let’s be honest - an FC too dumb to leave tot when his team yells cap over and over will take any pug win they can get

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Mvq is realistically better than 100% of the bracket. As am I. For you to think otherwise, you'd simply have to accept the fact you have a personal bias.

Mvq is a fellow flag carrier as well. I am sure he can explain to you why any smart FC doesn't corner themselves on the flag cap. Or why they refuse to try and cap a flag when there are 5+ trying to bait them into the FR. Did you forget the fact your FC died multiple times in the flag room with you defending him? While I strategically planned all of my moves, and only went to the cap when I knew it was secure? That's the difference between you and I. I really need to release my flag carrier guide so casuals such as yourself can understand why good flag carriers play the way they play

Play nice, or I'll throw stuff at you.

MYT said:

This explains why the guy chokes constantly - it was a gift from his parents!
Must suck to freeze up like a deer in the headlights when the rest of us get a shot of the good stuff.

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If by good stuff you mean stacks of speed pots and still losing terribly like you did to me earlier? Sound about right honestly, you finally got one buddy.
Was pretty fun baiting your whole team into our base, walking across field, killing your fc and walking back...repeatedly.
I can say this with all my heart and soul, you're a giant trashcan.

JWL is not only essential to the bracket but to the community as well. He is a visionary that transcends the mortal boundaries of space and time, similarly to Skeezin.

Did you know that your odds of existing are one in 400 trillion? Even greater are the odds that you survive long enough to become an adult with a PC. Greater still are the odds that you will be bestowed the cosmic opportunity to queue into the same game of Warsong Gulch as JWL in World of Warcraft: Classic Edition.

Please show him the respect he deserves.

Puempeekstoh said:

If by good stuff you mean stacks of speed pots and still losing terribly like you did to me earlier? Sound about right honestly, you finally got one buddy.
Was pretty fun baiting your whole team into our base, walking across field, killing your fc and walking back...repeatedly.
I can say this with all my heart and soul, you're a giant trashcan.

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I was waiting for you to brag about your shit premade taking over an hour to beat a complete pug 3-1 and then only because pluggers quit because you turtled and they got tired. Your entire guild is trash. Never been good never will be. Afk more against other groups bads.
Also your mage used more pots than the other 19 people combined.
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JWL is not only essential to the bracket but to the community as well. He is a visionary that transcends the mortal boundaries of space and time, similarly to Skeezin.

Did you know that your odds of existing are one in 400 trillion? Even greater are the odds that you survive long enough to become an adult with a PC. Greater still are the odds that you will be bestowed the cosmic opportunity to queue into the same game of Warsong Gulch as JWL in World of Warcraft: Classic Edition.

Please show him the respect he deserves.

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If nothing else, you captured how that delusional compulsive liar views himself.
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jwl said:

Mvq is realistically better than 100% of the bracket. As am I. For you to think otherwise, you'd simply have to accept the fact you have a personal bias.

Mvq is a fellow flag carrier as well. I am sure he can explain to you why any smart FC doesn't corner themselves on the flag cap. Or why they refuse to try and cap a flag when there are 5+ trying to bait them into the FR. Did you forget the fact your FC died multiple times in the flag room with you defending him? While I strategically planned all of my moves, and only went to the cap when I knew it was secure? That's the difference between you and I. I really need to release my flag carrier guide so casuals such as yourself can understand why good flag carriers play the way they play

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I won’t bother to point out that you’re lying as everyone knows if you’re typing it’s a lie (although whether you’re aware it is given your unearned ego and delusions I don’t know), as in this very thread there’s a video demonstrating what a liar you are.
Instead I’ll reiterate my earlier statement - you’re good at jumping, terrible at capping. Since capping is the point of it all, that makes you a terrible fc as you never get your fat ass off top of tunnel to cap unless the other 19 people are elsewhere.
If I’m a casual then it’s a fact that a casual has been a better player than you at this game since it launched - every moment. I quit for years and could have literally sat at a computer and played better. In better now and was better then, whenever then was.

Neebler said:

JWL is not only essential to the bracket but to the community as well. He is a visionary that transcends the mortal boundaries of space and time, similarly to Skeezin.

Did you know that your odds of existing are one in 400 trillion? Even greater are the odds that you survive long enough to become an adult with a PC. Greater still are the odds that you will be bestowed the cosmic opportunity to queue into the same game of Warsong Gulch as JWL in World of Warcraft: Classic Edition.

Please show him the respect he deserves.

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Hes the Tigris and Euphrates of 19 classic.

MYT said:

I won’t bother to point out that you’re lying as everyone knows if you’re typing it’s a lie (although whether you’re aware it is given your unearned ego and delusions I don’t know), as in this very thread there’s a video demonstrating what a liar you are.
Instead I’ll reiterate my earlier statement - you’re good at jumping, terrible at capping. Since capping is the point of it all, that makes you a terrible fc as you never get your fat ass off top of tunnel to cap unless the other 19 people are elsewhere.
If I’m a casual then it’s a fact that a casual has been a better player than you at this game since it launched - every moment. I quit for years and could have literally sat at a computer and played better. In better now and was better then, whenever then was.

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Why do you think I have an ego? It's a fucking video game. It's a fucking hilarious persona. Does the fact I brag about releasing new merch, and topping the charts on twitch not give it away? Or must I spell things out for you R-R-r-retardddd??

Once again, any smart FC wont fall for bait. When I know 5 or so is sitting on my cap waiting for me to arrive, only to grab our flag and kill me, I wont go in. This is what separates me from twinkybear or whatever that morons name is. I won the game for you and your dogshit premade. You're welcome. My FC guide should be released within a few weeks and I will explain the different ways baiting is used in WSG and maybe once you read it you'd understand how the game is suppose to be played, but until then, I know you're brainless and will excuse your ignorance.

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Why do you think I have an ego? It's a fucking video game. It's a fucking hilarious persona. Does the fact I brag about releasing new merch, and topping the charts on twitch not give it away? Or must I spell things out for you R-R-r-retardddd??

Once again, any smart FC wont fall for bait. When I know 5 or so is sitting on my cap waiting for me to arrive, only to grab our flag and kill me, I wont go in. This is what separates me from twinkybear or whatever that morons name is. I won the game for you and your dogshit premade. You're welcome. My FC guide should be released within a few weeks and I will explain the different ways baiting is used in WSG and maybe once you read it you'd understand how the game is suppose to be played, but until then, I know you're brainless and will excuse your ignorance.

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So the plot thickens - now you expect us to believe there's 5+ people in a pug literally waiting in FR for you?
Honestly you need to see a BH professional - that's beyond paranoia, it's also extremely narcissistic because you somehow believe that the entire BG is reacting to you when really nobody cares about some fat ass sitting TOT by himself except the team he's griefing by remaining to sit there for the literal 8 returns you failed to cap on (all but 1 with quite a bit of advance notice). You didn't win anything - you got carried but drug out the game. Not to mention you're so toxic that most people in there had to ignore you, and we had to let you carry the flag because otherwise you ran around doing nothing but spewing toxicity and throwing a temper tantrum. No wonder you never end up on a decent team.

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So the plot thickens - now you expect us to believe there's 5+ people in a pug literally waiting in FR for you?

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Is it unrealistic for you to believe that enemies anticipate a flag carrier, to capture their flag? So they naturally "defend" in EFR, where they can get a jump-start on the EFC, while grabbing flag, preventing him from capping?
I do nothing but FC; This is a common strategy that I can expect to see every game.

It's kind of like how you'll see me on Alliance roof when I anticipate Horde FC to die; I am simply waiting for a repick. It's the smarter move.

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Honestly you need to see a BH professional - that's beyond paranoia, it's also extremely narcissistic because you somehow believe that the entire BG is reacting to you when really nobody cares about some fat ass sitting TOT by himself except the team he's griefing by remaining to sit there for the literal 8 returns you failed to cap on (all but 1 with quite a bit of advance notice).

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Is that some sort of insult? "some fat ass sitting TOT by himself"?
The fact you and your team went out of your way to not support me only makes me look even better. Not only did you guys respond to my generous advice in a negative, toxic way, but I managed to successfully capture 3 flags without the assistance of my own team. Seriously, you guys being childish only made my W even bigger, and it makes you guys look like sore losers.

Trust me, I can grief a game. If that was my goal, I would have safespotted and took a shower or something. I actively try to encourage my team to play as a team. Why would I prolong a WSG where I have to deal with negative, toxic players? Use your brain.

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Not to mention you're so toxic that most people in there had to ignore you, and we had to let you carry the flag because otherwise you ran around doing nothing but spewing toxicity and throwing a temper tantrum. No wonder you never end up on a decent team.

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Right, If your idea of toxic is constantly calling out EFC location, asking my team to call out EFC's drop prior to his drop so I can head to FR, suggesting my team to not instant return flags, or requesting some peels so I can get to the restoration hut, then yeah I am toxic. I stream half the time and allow my viewers to see my in-game chat logs. Show me where I am toxic man. Put your bias aside and grow up. You're like 50 years old, act your age.

"No wonder you never end up on a decent team" dude my guild would 5v10 yours lmao