EU+US Kul Tiras and Zandalar as F2P?

Okay, take a right at Hello Kitty Island, you're looking for Gumdrop Island. It's easy to mistake the two both are very colorful and scrub-friendly. Once you land on Gumdrop Island, you must find the Spooky Cave, inside the cave there are 10 mythically magically delicious gumdrops. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. GUMDROPS. You must arrange them in order of their RBG color code. Once all Gumdrops are in place, do not stare at them. DO. NOT. STARE. AT. THE. GUMDROPS. Okay?! So, once you do that, the door will open and inside there will be a series of cave drawings, each one represents a meaningful time in the history of F2Ps. You may wish to consult Crystalpal's guide on F2P history for this next puzzle, it's a dooozy. You must rewrite the entire F2P history while fending off the ghostly foes of F2P's past. Woah! Look out! It's XP-off only brackets, if it gets you, you'll be stuck in a endless queue that, never, ever, pops. SpoOoOokyy. SSShh, quiet, don't let that paladin hear you. It's the dreaded MoP pre-patch pally, it'll oneshot you into another bracket and there's no GY on Gumdrop Island either. It's a long walk back, bro.

Finally, you made it, just one more test. You will now be asked a series of questions only a GM wouldn't know the answers too. If you answer any of the questions wrong, you will be flagged as a GM spy and be torn asunder and cast into the murky depths of Gumdrop Island's cotton candy swamp. It sounds nicer than it actually is. A game show stage will appear, don't worry, there's only one podium.

Question #1
Can trial accounts redeem tcg loot?

Question #2
Can trial accounts queue for battlegrounds?

Question #3
Can trial accounts acquire Arena Grand Master?

Question #4
Can trial accounts set their Hearthstone at pandaria shrines?

Congratulations! You won or you're dead now. Eitherway! Now collect your prize. As the game show stage fades away you'll see a chest but don't open it. This is the final test. You must resist the urge to open the chest. If you do, an epic ilvl 32 piece of gear will appear, your dream piece of gear but it's terribly cursed! You must remember that true greatness comes from what's in your heart not on your chest... or head... or legs... or... you get the point.

Now, behind that chest, there's a teeny tiny itsy bitsy chest. Open it and you will have 5 mins to read any of the greatest kept F2P secrets know to Free-to-Play-kind. You are allowed the use of prescription level 20 monocle to permit the usage of the F2P historia of secrets. Don't. Go. Passed. 5. mins. Trust me. And most definitely don't go past a level 20 prescription monocle!

Good luck!

Okay, are they gone?

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Well, that escalated quickly to pure randomness!

If you put each letter corresponding to a prime number of what rhaellia said into a sentence, then convert that to hexadecimal then to Latin, then to binary, then put those through a binary to ancient aramaic translator it spells it out pretty plainly.
 
See a different way of seeing and only then will you see.

Shine the spotlight on 'em
Help 'em find the funk


Edit: I told you guys to not eat the gumdrops!
 
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If you put each letter corresponding to a prime number of what rhaellia said into a sentence, then convert that to hexadecimal then to Latin, then to binary, then put those through a binary to ancient aramaic translator it spells it out pretty plainly.

Mr. Blobby killed Jeffrey Epstein. Maybe I did it wrong. What does that even mean?
 
does the pope shit in the woods?

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