"Trailers" for upcoming films...

Sin'dor

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I thought we could use a thread specifically for whichever movie-trailers have you hyped for upcoming films...

I'll get things started with my vote for Most "Twink-like" Characters in a Hollywood Movie.

Get the biggest "screen" you can, crank-up the volume, and marvel at this wonderfully-stupid over-the-top testosterone-fest of a movie-trailer for "Hobbes & Shaw":

 
...and since XP-Off is world-renowned as a "bastion of gender-equality", here's an equally-outrageous Femme Fatale in the trailer for "Anna":

 
What do you do when exploiting 29s "Superheroes" need to be put in their place? You just call Light "The Boys":

 
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Holy shit who saw that and was like 'yup, nailed it"
...the same people that have always made shitty video-game adaptations: geriatric executives that think "gamers" will still pay to see their "favorite characters" no matter what.

Of course, that works both ways... if you can somehow convince them that they'll lose their "investment", they'll miraculously start giving-a-fuck:

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Easily one of my "Top 3 Cinema Experiences of all time" was seeing "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" on opening night with a big group of friends:


...and 28-goddamn-years-later it looks like it's finally getting a proper sequel! It's too soon to tell if it'll be "worthy" of its legacy, but for now I'm just hoping they don't completely screw-up "Terminator: Dark Fate":

 
That actually looks a lot more interesting than the first one... how often can you say that about a sequel? :)
Very rarely in today’s movie corporations. Still gonna see it.
 

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