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You haven't played against me So you cant be the best....

You can't be the best, you haven't played me yet

*I eat haters up like Candy FEED the BEAST cause I am hungry*

Dominate - Bladefist

Who are you?
 
You're like the male evolved version of that one girl in seventh grade who wore cookie monster pajama pants, and smoked cigarettes.

Not even close
 
Who are you?
Just that hidden gem no one knows about and Just a player who has been playing since Classic....All ment in good fun :)

*I eat Haters up like candy FEED the BEAST cause I am hungry*
 
Fans,

Let me be clear. Since the day I took my famous escalator ride in 2015 to announce my stream, the harassment, fake news attacks, and blatant lies have never been about me...

Their target has always been you.

The xpoff swamp hates the idea of people like you in charge of twinking, and there is no line they won’t cross to prevent that from happening. Just look at the Phony Roast Hunt - NO GOOD MATERIAL.

In 2016, I was simply your voice, but YOU were the one that took our twinking back and made the xpoff swamp and level 19 insiders FURIOUS.

Now headed into 2020, we have to remind them that this is your twinking, not theirs.

Since you’ve been such an important part of our movement, I wanted to give you this exclusive opportunity to become an Official 2019 Jwl Twitch Prime Subscriber and receive your PERSONALIZED membership card.

https://ibb.co/N12RX1T

Please contribute to activate your Official 2019 Jwl Subscription by 11:59 PM TONIGHT and we’ll send you this beautiful PERSONALIZED card. >>

The one thing that keeps our movement alive is our members. I need you on my side to fight back against the lies and attacks.

Please make a contribution to activate your Official 2019 Jwl Subscription before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get your Official card.

Thank you,


Jwl
YOUR Streamer
 
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jwl looking like a cute lesbian

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Fans,

Let me be clear. Since the day I took my famous escalator ride in 2015 to announce my stream, the harassment, fake news attacks, and blatant lies have never been about me...

Their target has always been you.

The xpoff swamp hates the idea of people like you in charge of twinking, and there is no line they won’t cross to prevent that from happening. Just look at the Phony Roast Hunt - NO GOOD MATERIAL.

In 2016, I was simply your voice, but YOU were the one that took our twinking back and made the xpoff swamp and level 19 insiders FURIOUS.

Now headed into 2020, we have to remind them that this is your twinking, not theirs.

Since you’ve been such an important part of our movement, I wanted to give you this exclusive opportunity to become an Official 2019 Jwl Twitch Prime Subscriber and receive your PERSONALIZED membership card.

https://ibb.co/N12RX1T

Please contribute to activate your Official 2019 Jwl Subscription by 11:59 PM TONIGHT and we’ll send you this beautiful PERSONALIZED card. >>

The one thing that keeps our movement alive is our members. I need you on my side to fight back against the lies and attacks.

Please make a contribution to activate your Official 2019 Jwl Subscription before 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get your Official card.

Thank you,


Jwl
YOUR Streamer

TY
jwl looking like a cute lesbian

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Shutup you stupid Anon. I have a 96% winrate in the Gulch. Show some respect.
 
Not cocky, I am just aware of the things I have done over the years. You on the other hand, are too stupid to realize that I am just using this thread as a way to speed my day up. Those of you who take me so seriously, are what I find funny here.
What I find funny is how you act like you single handedly invented twinking.
You've done nothing more than the average person, don't over credit yourself.
I mean I'm not the one who created a roast me thread then gets shocked when people roast you.
Also google for some reason has an image of you on it, weird.. it's nearly identical to the one you posted here.
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What I find funny is how you act like you single handedly invented twinking.
You've done nothing more than the average person, don't over credit yourself.
I mean I'm not the one who created a roast me thread then gets shocked when people roast you.
Also google for some reason has an image of you on it, weird.. it's nearly identical to the one you posted here.
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Well, given the fact I started twinking in TBC, I most certainly didnt invent twinking. Ironically, I recently encountered a returning player that claimed he invented twinking, and I laughed at his claims.
For you to assume that I've done nothing more than the average person, you must be quite oblivious of who I am and what I've done. Throughout cataclysm-WOD, I funded roughly 1,000 twink players their enchants, glyphs, and BOEs through my guild services on Kel'thuzard/Bleeding Hollow servers. I also hosted daily premades, weekly wargames, and arena tournaments on occasion when I had rewards worth giving away. Some of these rewards included gloomshrouds, blackvenom blades, mounts, or gold. When asmongold brought recognition to the twink community earlier this expansion, I stepped in and provided those same gearing services to his twink guild on MoonGuard...I also funded about 60 level 59 twinks this expansion - These funds included maxed profession, gems, enchants, consumables & BIS gear. I am continuously making an effort to improve the twink community, people are just oblivious towards my doings, and said doings extend to much more than funding. I am currently working on multiple guides for this website, attempting to promote/host wargames in 2 different twink brackets, and always willing to share my knowledge to those with concerns.
I made this thread as a source of entertainment, which it is serving as, accordingly. Do you really think I am shocked that people bit at the opportunity to roast me, when I encouraged them to do so? I find it funny to act surprised and hurt. I find it funny to request a thread lock. I bumped this thread for a reason bud, you guys should be smarter than this.
 
The fact, you tried to stop this thread kills every single one of your arguments.
Also ur sig is pure cringe. Reminds me xXxnicknamesxXx

If you really think that requesting a lock was an effort to stop this thread, then you're entirely mistaken. I bumped it for a reason lol. Jesus people are so much dumber than I give them credit for
 
If you really think that requesting a lock was an effort to stop this thread, then you're entirely mistaken. I bumped it for a reason lol. Jesus people are so much dumber than I give them credit for
Yeah, we believe you
:rolleyes:
 
please never stop posting here this thread is literally the funniest shit ever to read

'i grew up in detroit and saw a lot of gang violence and took part in some of it'
> cries when people roast him in a roast me thread

pathetic
 
please never stop posting here this thread is literally the funniest shit ever to read

'i grew up in detroit and saw a lot of gang violence and took part in some of it'
> cries when people roast him in a roast me thread

pathetic

u r dum dum
 
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