XPOFF is the worst name ever...

I guess asking if he searches for different types of Jergens lotions is outta the question..
 
Kaløyan said:
Who the hell choose this stupid name? XPOFF sucks... its so retarded.
When I press "X" in Search Bar, the first thing that I have with X is "xvideos.com"... and some other x-porn sites... Starting a kids-twinking-wow-site with X is a bad idea....
Im typing X to find XPOFF website and 20-50 porn sites with X pops up. Im always getting horny when Im searching for XPOFF on my browser.
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I legit don’t want to even keep trying to have a kid when I read posts like this...
 
i also have these problems...actually the whole reason i'm addicted to porn is solely because of xpoff.. i cant even visit this website without jerking off 3 times and after that i'm so tired that i cant perform good in WSG anymore... all because of this name.

whenever i type X.... everything that starts with an X i frantically have to click on it and i'm thinking about it to sue xpoff because i want the money back for all the tissue paper you made me use... this cant go on! i lost 15 KG's because of this name!
 
Dolfie said:
whenever i type X.... everything that starts with an X i frantically have to click on it and i'm thinking about it to sue xpoff because i want the money back for all the tissue paper you made me use... this cant go on! i lost 15 KG's because of this name!
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All the money on the World cant undo the thing XPOFF did to me! I was jerking off and my grandma and mom came into the room. I tried to hide the porn site by opening XPOFF website for decoy but... when I pressed X... a new pornsite pops up and my grandma saw all the guts and thinggies swinging out there.

Fock you, XPOFF! You ruined my life. Can you rename it to ExperienceOFF, EggsPeeOff, HegsPOFF or something? Just dont use the X letter. .
 
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I have an idea for a forum implementation. Upon signup you tick off your main bracket. If your main bracket is F2P, you must undergo an IQ test. If your IQ is below the set threshold, you will be unable to post.

Should clear threads like this xd
 
jwl said:
I have the same problem. I ran to my computer hard as a rock the other day, typed "www.x" followed by an immediate <ENTER> key hoping to get any random pornographic website, but this is where I ended up. SMH.

Not that I can complain, this website offers more than enough content to achieve orgasm.
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Post of the year.
 
Bestworld said:
I have an idea for a forum implementation. Upon signup you tick off your main bracket. If your main bracket is F2P, you must undergo an IQ test. If your IQ is below the set threshold, you will be unable to post.

Should clear threads like this xd
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Racist! We (the low IQ-d ppl) demand for equal rights! Its not fair! Its not my fault that my mom used drugs, cigarettes, alcohol during her pregnancy. Im still a human being, even if my IQ is 13. I have rights to write in this forum!
 
Maybe you shold open porn on icognita tabs so it doesn't save in your history.
And use bookmarks instead
 
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