WoW Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat her single target dps does aoe damage

Yo mama so hairy, super simian sphere just puts an orb around her

Yo mama so fat she gets a full set in one raid from of all her bonus rolls

Yo mama so fat she tries to cast levitate on her feet and gets the message "not in line of sight"

Yo mama so poor she has to bid on linen cloth

Yo mama so stupid she sold her account for wow gold

Yo mama so fat you have to kill each appendage of her in pvp

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Yo momma so ugly, even the stockade prisoners declined her.

Yo momma so fat, shes charged double for armor repairs.

Yo momma so fat, she's mistaken for the spell meteor shower.

Yo momma so ugly, the transmog vendor gave her the "hide face" option.

Yo momma so fat, she broke the Orgrimmar lift and mistook it for a scale.

Yo momma so fat, she can't equip a sphere in her offhand, because she is one.

Yo momma so fat, flightmasters charge her extra for shipping.

Yo momma so ugly, blizzard gave her a free race/appearance change.
 
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Yo momma so fat, When she walked through feralas she got stuck between the twin colossals,

Yo momma so fat, When she went to swim the sea levels rose by 5 meters and it flooded the thousand needles.

Yo momma so fat, When she went bear form she collapsed on herself becoming a black hole.
 
Yo momma so ugly, not even a furbolg would smash it.

Yo momma so fat, she was born in the whale-ing caverns.

Yo momma so ugly, when a rogue pick-pockets her, the screen says "object is busy".

Yo momma so ugly, she makes Theredras look like a super model.

Yo momma so fat, a rogues backstab on her deflects 100%.
 

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