WoW Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she fell off her mount on the way to sithilis, it formed the ungoro crater.
Yo momma so fat, southshore vs tarren mill declined her
Yo momma so ugly, even deathknights mistake that bitch for a ghoul
yo momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her
yo momma so fat, when she summons a chauffeured chopper, an extra seat pops out for her heavy ass
yo momma so fat, casting resurrection on her revives 5 orcs instead
yo momma so fat, when she in a bg, she only attacks mages cus she think they gunna drop cakes
yo momma so dumb, when someone opens trade with her, she trinkets it
yo momma so fat and ugly, she made the lich king melt and ate em
yo momma so fat and slow, keg smash increases her run speed
 
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FrozenWill said:
Yo momma so fat, when she fell off her mount on the way to sithilis, it formed the ungoro crater.
Yo momma so fat, southshore vs tarren mill declined her
Yo momma so ugly, even deathknights mistake that bitch for a ghoul
yo momma so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her
yo momma so fat, when she summons a chauffeured chopper, an extra seat pops out for her heavy ass
yo momma so fat, casting resurrection on her revives 5 orcs instead
yo momma so fat, when she in a bg, she only attacks mages cus she think they gunna drop cakes
yo momma so dumb, when someone opens trade with her, she trinkets it
yo momma so fat and ugly, she made the lich king melt and ate em
yo momma so fat and slow, keg smash increases her run speed
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Bless your soul.
 
Allybeboba said:
Yo momma so ugly, when a warlock cast drain life on her it DAMAGES the warlock.

Yo momma so fat, it is impossible for her to get the well fed buff!

/cheers
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LMAO! nice!
 
Yo momma so stupid, anytime someone says "Highmountain" she responds with: "But my name isn't Mountain."

Yo momma so ugly, even Drek'thar was able to see it with his own eyes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a swim in the Great Sea, she caused the Maelstrom.

Apologies if they're bad.
 
The fact that I actually enjoyed this thread.....
 
Yo momma so fat, she is still level 60, she couldn't fit through the Dark Portal in TBC.

Yo momma so fat, her W key has a GCD.

Yo momma so fat, all of her gear is "of the whale".

/cheers
 
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