#Idiote
Legend
It was a cold November morning. I woke up, and saw [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] staring at me with his crazy bloodshot eyes. [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] tried to make a move on me the night before, but I thought he was just being silly and drunk so I paid no mind.
But still, the thought was there, "Is [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] into dudes?". Anyway, I made a fart noise to make it less awkward and [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] laughed. My mom called into my room saying "Johnathan! Breakfast!". [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] and I got up and rushed to the kitchen table.
"The eggs are great! Thanks, John's mom!"
[MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] and I then grabbed our raincoats and made our way outside. [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] said, "Let's get wet and wild on that trampoline! I'm ready to bounce!"
We started playing "pop corn" and I got a nice double jump on [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION], sending him soaring through the air. He ended up in the tree, hanging by his ankles. [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] screamed
But still, the thought was there, "Is [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] into dudes?". Anyway, I made a fart noise to make it less awkward and [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] laughed. My mom called into my room saying "Johnathan! Breakfast!". [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] and I got up and rushed to the kitchen table.
"The eggs are great! Thanks, John's mom!"
[MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] and I then grabbed our raincoats and made our way outside. [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] said, "Let's get wet and wild on that trampoline! I'm ready to bounce!"
We started playing "pop corn" and I got a nice double jump on [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION], sending him soaring through the air. He ended up in the tree, hanging by his ankles. [MENTION=189]Conq[/MENTION] screamed