This will be a story filled with love and affection,danger and sacriface.........
Within this story you will find magical unicorns and fairies........
The story is about this peacefull and beautifull server called ''ColinasPardas'' and it's inhabitants,and here it goes :
A long long time ago on a far away F2P server,
fiew malicious youngsters decided to roll weak classes such as
lvl 24 shadow priests,holy palas,hunters,mages and druids
These were no ordinary youngsters,each of them
possesed a vast amount of skill like being able to clap
They possesed a certain level of strenght and courage,
that even today is setting high standards for generations to come,
and hasn't been matched ever since
Their teamwork and commitment was mandatory
In fact the way they grouped up and went to the opponent's GY
in order to farm f2p's is a story within a story
As time passed by they began to grow more and more and eventualy evolved
in the most beautifull farmers the world has ever seen
They began farming all sorts of f2p classes
warriors,locks,druids,palas,priests,mages,rogues,you name it.....
Then one day out of the blue a magical unicron came and caughed up a fairy that spit out a gold wish
who promissed them three wishes if they would stop farming them
The first soul asked for more power,and the gold fish created the 5.0.4. patch
The second one asked for a harem of naked night elves at his disposal
The third one asked for a brand new Amani war bear mount with a 200 % movement speed
Since the gold fish has never seen anyone demanding an Amani war bear before
she was so intrigued that she gave the third one another wish
And then he mounted up his Amani war bear and before he got away he said ''i wish that the second one is gay''
THE END
Within this story you will find magical unicorns and fairies........
The story is about this peacefull and beautifull server called ''ColinasPardas'' and it's inhabitants,and here it goes :
A long long time ago on a far away F2P server,
fiew malicious youngsters decided to roll weak classes such as
lvl 24 shadow priests,holy palas,hunters,mages and druids
These were no ordinary youngsters,each of them
possesed a vast amount of skill like being able to clap
They possesed a certain level of strenght and courage,
that even today is setting high standards for generations to come,
and hasn't been matched ever since
Their teamwork and commitment was mandatory
In fact the way they grouped up and went to the opponent's GY
in order to farm f2p's is a story within a story
As time passed by they began to grow more and more and eventualy evolved
in the most beautifull farmers the world has ever seen
They began farming all sorts of f2p classes
warriors,locks,druids,palas,priests,mages,rogues,you name it.....
Then one day out of the blue a magical unicron came and caughed up a fairy that spit out a gold wish
who promissed them three wishes if they would stop farming them
The first soul asked for more power,and the gold fish created the 5.0.4. patch
The second one asked for a harem of naked night elves at his disposal
The third one asked for a brand new Amani war bear mount with a 200 % movement speed
Since the gold fish has never seen anyone demanding an Amani war bear before
she was so intrigued that she gave the third one another wish
And then he mounted up his Amani war bear and before he got away he said ''i wish that the second one is gay''
THE END
Morals of the story '' if you don't eat your veggies..........the farmers will come! '' and '' every farmer is a faggot ''
