Masturbation

Mvq

Mvq

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Masturbation is like climbing a mountain - written and directed by Mvq

- Once you get the sensation and lust for climbing a mountain, the natural course of action is to get on the Internet and find a mountain you like. After looking at several websites you finally find the one you wanna climb.

Once at the feet of the Mountain you start to climb. It's rough, but the sensation of accomplishment gets better and better the higher you get.

Once at the top you feel amazing, you've climbed the mountain after so much time. But the feel of amazingness steadily drops as you look down. You realize you're sitting in a chair. You look up. A video of someone else climbing a mountain is playing on your Computer. You're ashamed. You realize you've been vicariously experiencing the art of the climb for the past 15 minutes.

You feel ashamed.
 
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handsomedgc said:
how can you last 15 minutes?
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Um, I'm just gonna take this post as a guide of how to climb from elwynn forest to burning steppes in 15 minutes
 
Yeah not gonna lie I've never once felt ashamed or anything negative like that (besides minor annoyance at the occasional poor acting) and i'm into some pretty kinky stuff. Maybe it's just me? Idk man when I climb the digital mountain I tend to view the scenery as objects and not something worth emotion.

haha this thread man smh

15 minutes is weak
 
Not like playing warcraft as much as people here do is something to be proud of.
 
Mvq said:
Masturbation is like climbing a mountain - written and directed by Mvq

- Once you get the sensation and lust for climbing a mountain, the natural course of action is to get on the Internet and find a mountain you like. After looking at several websites you finally find the one you wanna climb.

Once at the feet of the Mountain you start to climb. It's rough, but the sensation of accomplishment gets better and better the higher you get.

Once at the top you feel amazing, you've climbed the mountain after so much time. But the feel of amazingness steadily drops as you look down. You realize you're sitting in a chair. You look up. A video of someone else climbing a mountain is playing on your Computer. You're ashamed. You realize you've been vicariously experiencing the art of the climb for the past 15 minutes.

You feel ashamed.
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“I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”

― Albert Camus
 
Srs said:
“I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”

― Albert Camus
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That's Absurd.
 
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I honestly used to be embarrassed until I talked to a girl, it turns out everyone is weird as fuck when it comes to what turns them on the MOST, you just have to find someone open minded and willing to do what you want :)
 
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