SignatureWhat the plum did you just duck and say about me you little pit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Guild of Assassins, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids against the Ice King, and I have stomped over 300 confirmed bad guys. I am trained in Fridjitzu and am the Top Adventurer in the Candy Kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the stuff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the land of Ooo, mark my fluffy words. You think you can get away with saying that bit to me over the Internet? Think again, sucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Ooo and your IP is being traced to you right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your stuff is dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jack you up over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Henchman's Skeleton Army, and I will use it to the fullest extent to wipe your miserable face off the surface of this continent, you little son of a toot! If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you globbin idiot. I will zip fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your stuff is dead, kiddo.