Alliance PUGs vs. Real Life

have we played together or against? I recognize the name. somebody rolled a toon by that name in my 24 guild a year or so ago, Twinks Eat Twinkies

I played 1 BG on my vet 20 BM monk (Yaya I knowww I'm lame) with you on alliance 2 nights ago. We didn't ever talk I believe. That wasn't me in your guild, sorry!
 
Even if you have a 5 man on the ally side I think you can still consider yourself puging since we all know the other 5 are going to be free to not play wsg right at alls. Then you have the horde side with one guild in particular running 7 mans with 3 brews. As we all know this, is aids.
So, imagine this. You've just found out that you've contracted HIV. Now, every morning when you wake up there's a big bird, 3 guys with band aids and OxyContin and 3 guys with seemingly unbreakable shields sitting outside of our house. So you try to leave but they beat the living sh*t out of you and send you back in. So you do what anyone in good ol Murica would do. You run and grab your guns. You have your .22 (ftp hunters with no f*cking clue) and your .50 cals (ranged p2ps) but it doesn't matter every time you break a shield (takes about a good 29 seconds of pewpewing) the enemy shield is right back up in 30 seconds before any damage is done, and when you do happen to ONCE in awhile break a shield, OHHH there's the guy with the bandages and oxys ready to get him right back at your front door. Sometimes they even run up in ya crib with their drunken asses n keg smash everything. It keeps your parents up at night because they hear you screaming from the pain of all the aids and beating your head on your keyboard. (Which I'm sure is how the brews play as well) So we sit here every day with our 4-ply tissues crying ourselves to sleep wishing the flavor would change.
Basically, everyone who plays ally is living with HIV against a faction that likes whatever flavor their local ice cream shop happens to have that month that is easy and requires no skill to eat. We refer to this as a FoTM. Please stop eating this flavor, before we all do, and the players that have eaten more ice cream, and are better at it, stoop to the same level.

are you ok
 
Wow I feel like this post is true on every single by I que, sad thing is horde thinks it's fun that shit ruins the bracket
 

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