HoneyBadger's Haikus

[Honey Badger]

Late at night figure we could use a fun thread. Something between Ques. A Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.




Some Examples:


Alterac Valley
Watching Ally play like Morons
Please Please learn to play



Im a feral cat
Claws take my foes, teeth taste flesh
Please rub my tummy

 

[Grimzee]

have nothing to do
Make haiku with honeybadger
Because it is new

 

[Sketchbag]

this thread is muda...in a good way tho

 

[Honey Badger]

Saw this one:

Writing a Haiku
I take a rip off my bong
Refrigerator

 

[paynefull]

Payne is what I share
Those ally fools cant compare
Dot dot dot they fear

 

[Pooh]

My name is Pooh bear
I play many pandaren
This is so easy

 

[Bop]

So much finger counting going on in this thread.

 

[Sebs]

I'm a stag in wsg
I'm also a pothead in mid
Guess what I am now?

 

[Recluse]

EFC is fast
Though not fast enough for me
I'll return our flag

 

[Honey Badger]

EFC is fast
Though not fast enough for me
I'll return our flag

My favorite thus far. GJ

 

[Allybeboba]

Twinkinfo is fun
Studying people is too
Perhaps now I'll queue

/cheers
Sweetsidney

 

[Kincaide]

Mechanostriders
Frost forms on their metal beaks
Gnomeregan can wait

 

[Tom Ganks]

Here, players may quest
In which Shadowfang is kept
What place does thou guess?

Illuminati
What if Sanic was not kill?
Mom, get the camera

Edit: after obsessive research, I've come to the conclusion that "camera" is pronounced with only 2 syllables.

 

[CripzBlood]

im a cheapy winner
your a whiny loser
please quit wow sir

 

[Thotfc]

Lol i found this online
when i read haiku
i hear them in the voice of
william shatner

 

[Leek]

Guardian druid sucks
I rolled one to try it out
I was really wrong

 

[Neon]

Yo my name is Neon.
I play enhance shamans.
Like the signs!

 

[zaxxo1]

lol gtfo
wtf srsly?
stfu noob

 

[Aintabanka]

Queuing Warsong Gulch
I'm a scumbag Shadow Priest
I am cancer lol

 

[Masara]

Many twenty-nines
Make WoW not much fun at all
Where are the close games?